BillsFanNC Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mayor Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy. Leonard Nimoy: [referring to the monorail] I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five. [crowd laughs] Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May the Force be with you." Leonard Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Homer is driving Mayor Quimby's limo] Mayor Quimby: Just remember... you represent the office of the mayor. So always comport yourself in a manner befitting - quick. Honk at that broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mayor Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy. Leonard Nimoy: [referring to the monorail] I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five. [crowd laughs] Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May the Force be with you." Leonard Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am? Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Homer is driving Mayor Quimby's limo] Mayor Quimby: Just remember... you represent the office of the mayor. So always comport yourself in a manner befitting - quick. Honk at that broad. 395743[/snapback] You don't scare me... that could be anyone's ass!" --- Chat away, I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards. ---- Oh, dear God. Can't this town go one day without a riot? --- Vote Quimby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Fritz Mondale getting the nomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Fritz Mondale getting the nomination. 395758[/snapback] 2 words... Admiral Stockdale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 2 words...Admiral Stockdale 395759[/snapback] Yeah, how in the world did H. Ross Perot think that was a good idea? How was the admiral going to match wits with the inventor of the Internet and the 20th Century's Master of the Lexicon? --------------------------------------- Quayle: Umm... Mr. Stockwell? How did you lose your hearing? Stockdale: I was severely beaten in a Vietnamese prison. Quayle: I was in the National Guard. Gore: I covered that war for the Stars & Stripes. Stockdale: That's nice, boys. --------------------------------------- The man's sin was that he was bad on television. Yeah, scandalous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope zimli Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 "Mission Accomplished!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 "Mission Accomplished!" 396278[/snapback] Don't forget "FLIGHT SUIT! HALIBURTON! GOAT STORY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope zimli Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Don't forget "FLIGHT SUIT! HALIBURTON! GOAT STORY!" 396370[/snapback] I didn't. But the rising body count, continued increase in terrorism and lack of results in Iraq kind of make them pale in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I'd say it was from Fahrenheit 9-11.......Moore insinuated that George HW Bush researched our defenses back in 2001, so he could assist the terrorists with their 9/11 attack. I'm embarrassed that I was fooled for a while by this buffoon. That is the most baseless accussation I've ever seen. Anyone with half a brain can see how false that HAS to be! 394729[/snapback] Ceric Abu Hamza GLOATED over the shuttle disaster and rejoiced in the deaths of the seven astronauts. He called the Columbia crew “thugs of space” who deserved to die. He denounced the team — made up of Americans, an Israeli and an Indian-born Hindu — as a “trinity of evil” punished by Allah. He claimed it was a sign from God that debris rained down on a Texas town named Palestine. Hamza said of the tragedy: “This was a divine act, a message for mankind.” HMMM. Than what does he call the earthquake that killed 50,000 muslims in Iran, or the Tsunami that killed at least that many muslims in Indonesia. Seems to me "Allah" is more pissed at them. Jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I didn't. But the rising body count, continued increase in terrorism and lack of results in Iraq kind of make them pale in comparison. 403517[/snapback] That based on your experience on the ground or what you're reading on CNN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I didn't. But the rising body count, continued increase in terrorism and lack of results in Iraq kind of make them pale in comparison. 403517[/snapback] You don't mean "lack of results", you mean "my expectations aren't being filled". But frankly, no one gives a sh-- about your expectations for Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckey Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 "I'm a uniter, not a divider." George W. Bush aka "The Great Divider" 395598[/snapback] I SECOND THE NOMINATION. Great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckey Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 2 words...Admiral Stockdale 395759[/snapback] "Who am I? Why am I here?" I fell off the couch on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 "Mission Accomplished!" 396278[/snapback] How about one of the London Bombers saying he didn't mean to hurt anyone, just scare them with load noise. And the bomb he planned on using was stuff with nails. Everybody knows nails just make a lot of noise and hurt nobody! Everthing think about dogging Islamic terrortists instead of your own country? Nah, didn't think so..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Perhaps I am out of the loop here, I am not familiar with "goat story"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Perhaps I am out of the loop here, I am not familiar with "goat story"... 403858[/snapback] A ridiculous complaint by a somewhat psychotic former poster (TennesseeBoy, might be in the archives) who used to harp on the fact (among others) that Bush was reading a story about a goat in an elementary school classroom when the planes hit the WTC, as though he was supposed to drop the book and shout "Sancho! My armor!" the moment anything happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 "Who am I? Why am I here?" I fell off the couch on that one. 403670[/snapback] Yeah, it's always great to laugh at former POWs who are a shell of their former selves. Now pretend you're compassionate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Yeah, it's always great to laugh at former POWs who are a shell of their former selves. Now pretend you're compassionate. 403960[/snapback] Compassion for Stockdale? Why? Save your compassion for people who actually changed the world, like Hunter Kelly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 kruschev's "We will bury you" was so bad they didn't try to use it in Rocky IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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