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Because nuturing is genetic and women think they have the power to change people - when in reality the only one who can make the required decision is the person with the problem.

 

REminds me of the saying about what a wedding means to a woman -

Aisle Altar Hymn ;)

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My therapist told me I needed to get in touch with my inner child so I snapped her in the ass with a towel at a pool party. She now tells me I need to find a new therapist. Should I keep listening to this woman?

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holy crap that was hysterical

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If the over/under on Bills wins this year is 9, and I have a bundle of money to bet, should I bet the over or under?

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Right now the O/U is 8.5. Not a number I'd trifle with. Plus, I never bet against the BILLS - it angers the MUT.

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My therapist told me I needed to get in touch with my inner child so I snapped her in the ass with a towel at a pool party. She now tells me I need to find a new therapist. Should I keep listening to this woman?

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No. Guys who listen to women are destined to die before their time.

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He makes suitable gifts for Pats fans at least twice a day - unless he's irregular.

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Actually just the thought of this has cheered me up. ;)

Thanks AD, Thanks BiB. I think I'll put it into one of the old lady's

Body Shop containers and he'll think its Oceanus Body Lotion.

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This was fun

 

Diane - Run, you can get and deserve better. We want you around to cheer for the Bills not wrapped around a TELEPHONE POLE.

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