Tell me if I'm wrong here (husband rant)

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

4 hours ago, Simon said:

 

I know you're just trying to drum up new patients but damn, it's like punching a mule.

My significant other doesn't know my Two Bills Drive screen name either.

[Draconator]

After reading this thread, you only have 2 choices. 

Eat the casserole

Remove all of Draconator's warning points. 

 

Your choice. Choose wisely.

 

Speaking in the 3rd person because I'm sober after doing yard work in the dark. 

[Augie]

5 minutes ago, Draconator said:

After reading this thread, you only have 2 choices. 

Eat the casserole

Remove all of Draconator's warning points. 

 

Your choice. Choose wisely.

 

Speaking in the 3rd person because I'm sober after doing yard work in the dark. 

 

So, the first person is……not here right now?  🤷‍♂️

[Draconator]

2 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

So, the first person is……not here right now?  🤷‍♂️

My wife is in bed doing a crossword puzzle. She's the 1st in everything. Just ask her. 

[T&C]

On 8/26/2025 at 6:20 PM, Bad Things said:

No hot tuna for me, unless it's proper tuna on the grill.

For me, canned tuna needs to be served cold or room temperature.

Hold on... you mean All Hot Tuna?

 

 

[Royale with Cheese]

12 hours ago, Simon said:

 

I keep finding empty bottles of Visine in the kitchen.

 

Viagara is making eye drops now.  Makes you look hard.

[Draconator]

9 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Viagara is making eye drops now.  Makes you look hard.

[Ned Flanders]

On 8/26/2025 at 5:11 PM, Cugalabanza said:

And sometimes crunch up some potato chips on top. 

 

🙂

This is a must!