I am Rich...someone Help me to spend the $45 Mill

[taterhill]

WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dear Sir/Madam,

 

With a very desperate need for assistance, I have

summed up courage to contact you.

 

I am from (will disclose this later), presently

working in Iraq with an international organisation

that I will also disclose later, I found your contact

particulars in an address journal.

 

I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of

$45,000,000:00 (Forty Five million dollars) to your country or any

other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that my

share

will be safe in your care untill I complete my service here,this is no

stolen

money, and there are no dangers involved.

 

SOURCE OF MONEY:

 

Some money in various currencies was discovered

concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and

ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,s old

palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed

by all party present that the money be shared amongst

us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell

you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we

have taken with our lives in this hell hole.

 

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to

conceal this kind of money became a problem for me,

so with the help of a German contact working here,

and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to

get the package out to a safe location entirely out

of trouble spot.

 

He does not know the real contents of the package, and

beleieves that it belongs to an Asian American who

died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me

to hand over the package to his business associate.

I have now found a secured way of getting the

package out to a safer country E for you to pick up,

and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you

are willing to assist me.

 

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to

discuss this matter with a third party, should you

have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this

mail as any leakage of this information will be too

bad for us.

 

I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I

have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special

grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention

later has prompted me to reach out for help, I

honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately.

Please contact me through my email:walterpalmeroo@netscape.net so that

we

can discuss more.

 

Respectfully,

 

Walter Palmer

[aussiew]

 

 

It amazes me that some people still fall for this stuff.

[buffaloboyinATL]

Wow, lucky you! Hand selected at random to receive $45 million!! You better respond quicky before the third suicide bomber attempt eliminates this opportunity.

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

Everyone knows that this is a phony...

 

...and that the REAL money is located is Nigeria.

[taterhill]

I may have to run this by our compliance dept, but I may be able to benefit twice from this....my cut of the loot, and he will probably want a place to invest this $$.....Jackpot Baby

[Wiz]

Tater, I suggest that you respond as a cash strapped former NFL qb named Rob Johnson and keep this going ala McGillicuddy.

[BillsFanNC]

This guy has way too much time on his hands to be setting these scammers up like he does, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

Ebola Monkey Man

[sfladave]

You really blew it talking to us about it though!

 

"One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to

discuss this matter with a third party, should you

have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this

mail as any leakage of this information will be too

bad for us."

[Ramius]

WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dear Sir/Madam,

 

With a very desperate need for assistance, I have

summed up courage to contact you.

 

I am from (will disclose this later), presently

working in Iraq with an international organisation

that I will also disclose later, I found your contact

particulars in an address journal.

 

I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of

$45,000,000:00 (Forty Five million dollars) to your country or any

other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that my

share

will be safe in your care untill I complete my service here,this is no

stolen

money, and there are no dangers involved.

 

SOURCE OF MONEY:

 

Some money in various currencies was discovered

concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and

ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,s old

palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed

by all party present that the money be shared amongst

us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell

you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we

have taken with our lives in this hell hole.

 

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to

conceal this kind of money became a problem for me,

so with the help of a German contact working here,

and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to

get the package out to a safe location entirely out

of trouble spot.

 

He does not know the real contents of the package, and

beleieves that it belongs to an Asian American who

died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me

to hand over the package to his business associate.

I have now found a secured way of getting the

package out to a safer country E for you to pick up,

and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you

are willing to assist me.

 

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to

discuss this matter with a third party, should you

have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this

mail as any leakage of this information will be too

bad for us.

 

I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I

have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special

grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention

later has prompted me to reach out for help, I

honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately.

Please contact me through my email:walterpalmeroo@netscape.net so that

we

can discuss more.

 

Respectfully,

 

Walter Palmer

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Do i need to bring back captain mcgillicuddy?

[EndZoneCrew]

Whats my take on the loot??

[pkwwjd]

Everyone knows that this is a phony...

 

...and that the REAL money is located is Nigeria.

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Is that where the drug runners from Lost got their money from?

[stevewin]

This guy has way too much time on his hands to be setting these scammers up like he does, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

Ebola Monkey Man

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That is pretty funny stuff. I just browsed the first 'transaction' - check out the 'Lord of Darkness' part way down - familiar to some

 

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Ablert_Fred1.html

[Puhonix]

Do i need to bring back captain mcgillicuddy?

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Did you need to quote the whole thing for that line?

[MadBuffaloDisease]

My father-in-law who is in his mid-60's has received 3 of these types of things (not this exact one, but similar). The first time, he took it to his bank, who helped him open a small bank account with a couple dollars in it (before I got wind of him doing it). When he told me, I told him it was a scam and went with him to close the bank account. Then he got another one. He told me about it. I told him to throw it away. He still felt obligated to take it to his bank and talk to someone else. I said "go ahead" and made sure he didn't open another account. I'm sure he filed it with the other one, somewhere in his filing cabinet. Then AGAIN he received another one, and after a few days told me because he felt embarrassed to do so. I got testy with him and said "THROW IT OUT!" He didn't and left it laying around, so I shredded it. Oy!

 

Basically these things prey on the elderly and/or naive. It's sad and pathetic, but we're talking about criminals here.

[KD in CA]

My father-in-law who is in his mid-60's has received 3 of these types of things (not this exact one, but similar).  The first time, he took it to his bank, who helped him open a small bank account with a couple dollars in it (before I got wind of him doing it).  When he told me, I told him it was a scam and went with him to close the bank account.  Then he got another one.  He told me about it.  I told him to throw it away.  He still felt obligated to take it to his bank and talk to someone else.  I said "go ahead" and made sure he didn't open another account.  I'm sure he filed it with the other one, somewhere in his filing cabinet.  Then AGAIN he received another one, and after a few days told me because he felt embarrassed to do so.  I got testy with him and said "THROW IT OUT!"  He didn't and left it laying around, so I shredded it.  Oy!

 

Basically these things prey on the elderly and/or naive.  It's sad and pathetic, but we're talking about criminals here.

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Didn't anyone at the bank tell him it was a scam???

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Didn't anyone at the bank tell him it was a scam???

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i doubt he told anyone at the bank what the account was for. if you've ever read one of these thru, they usually mention not to say anything about this to anyone. gotta keep it hush hush you know, such a great opportunity and all

 

i think tater should go McGillicudy on this guys ass

[MadBuffaloDisease]

i doubt he told anyone at the bank what the account was for.  if you've ever read one of these thru, they usually mention not to say anything about this to anyone.  gotta keep it hush hush you know, such a great opportunity and all

 

i think tater should go McGillicudy on this guys ass

I didn't ascertain whether the bank official told him it was a scam, but suggested the new account to protect his larger account, or whether the official never heard of it but still suggested the account. And my FIL showed him the letter, so he knew what it was for.

[MartyBall4Buffalo]

This guy has way too much time on his hands to be setting these scammers up like he does, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

Ebola Monkey Man

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Holy crap that website is funny

 

I AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU MR BO JANGLES I AM NOW MR .BUKKAKE,I LIKE

THE NAME AND I WANT US TO BEFOVER PARTNER IN BUSINESS AND IN FRIENDSHIP

 

 

[Ghost of BiB]

Wow, lucky you!  Hand selected at random to receive $45 million!!  You better respond quicky before the third suicide bomber attempt eliminates this opportunity.

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OOPS!!!

 

Too late.

 

Maybe next time.

[stevewin]

Just this AM I got this notice - a measly 1M (euro!)!

 

DAYZER NATIONAL  LOTTERY PROMOTION.

VENLO THE NETHERLANDS

REF N° : BL3/20045/07

BATCH  N°: 35/203/FME

SECURITY DEPOSIT CODE:DZL/15890456/DDZL

REPLY MAIL: DZLinfo2005@netscape.net 

ALTERNATIVE EMAIL: dayzersclaim2005@walla.com 

 

 

 

                                           

Dear Sir/Madam,

 

We happily announce to you the draw of the Dayzer National Netherland  Lottery International programs held on the 28th of June 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564 75600545 188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,000,000.00( One Million  Euro).

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 company email addresses and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from Australia, Africa, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia as part of International promotion.

CONGRATULATIONS! ! ! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this programmed by some participants. All participants were selected through an e-mail balloting. This promotional programmed takes place every two years at the beginning of the year. To file for your claim, please contact your fiducial agent by telephone and email for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.

Claim Fiducial Officer.

 

MR:TONNIE  BRAUN .

TEL+31-615-645-130.

REPLY MAIL: DZLinfo2005@netscape.net

ALTERNATIVE EMAIL: dayzersclaim2005@walla.com

 

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than One week of receiving this notice. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform us as soon as possible.

Note: To enhance the processing of your claim by your processing officer, you are advised to officially introduce yourself to the claim agent and also provide them with your valid means of your personal identification with a copy of this awards notification for references.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank

you for being part of our promotional program.

 

MRS.DEBRA VAN MERWE.

Lottery Coordinator,

 

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