mrags Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 17 hours ago, rusty shackleford said: Especially considering that birds aren’t even real. Huh? I’ve never heard this one. Do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 18 hours ago, Logic said: Back in my day, we didn't have so many dang teams named after cats. Bengals, Jaguars, Panthers, Lions... Four is too many. The NFL has become a crazy cat lady. Alright here is the challenge to everyone. Across all leagues name the animals that are the mascot of as many as possible. I will do this is a subsequent post later as not to give any hints or cheats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty shackleford Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 39 minutes ago, mrags said: Huh? I’ve never heard this one. Do tell. It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 58 minutes ago, rusty shackleford said: It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan. Why do you see birds on power lines? They’re charging up of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 hours ago, rusty shackleford said: It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan. Ooooooo. That’s a good one and I may believe it. Those hummingbirds hanging around my front windows are making me suspicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentEdwardsCheckDownOn4th Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, stevestojan said: Two scenarios that get the bills in THIS week include Jax losing. 1) Bills win + PITT LOSS + JAX LOSS 2) Bills win + CINCI LOSS + JAX LOSS. Mind you, they are playing the Panthers. The Panthers smell. But this makes the Jags much more beatable. I believe (Texans + Colts loss) combined with either a bengals or steelers loss would clinch for the bills as well. Edited December 30, 2023 by TrentEdwardsCheckDownOn4th 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 23 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: No, Cheetahs should be reserved for New England. * EDIT: Almost sounds like a New England accent. Chow-DAH. Chee-TAH. 😁 Okay, so that was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 5 hours ago, rusty shackleford said: It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan. I hesitate to ask where you heard this 4 hours ago, aristocrat said: Why do you see birds on power lines? They’re charging up of course It does not shock me to hear you say this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, John from Riverside said: I hesitate to ask where you heard this It does not shock me to hear you say this It doesn’t surprise me you don’t get the meaning behind the birds aren’t real theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 21 minutes ago, aristocrat said: It doesn’t surprise me you don’t get the meaning behind the birds aren’t real theory It’s not a theory it’s a conspiracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, John from Riverside said: It’s not a theory it’s a conspiracy no it's not lol. it's a joke on misinformation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, aristocrat said: no it's not lol. it's a joke on misinformation Which would not make it a theory In order for it to be a theory, somebody has to believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty shackleford Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 hours ago, John from Riverside said: I hesitate to ask where you heard this It’s been around for a few years, a lot of people know the joke. I think from the wild absurdity of it most people know it as a joke and not an actual conspiracy theory but I’m sure there are some people out there that actually get behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 On 12/29/2023 at 5:37 PM, WhoTom said: Bills ... They named the team after the cat, right? 😉 That is the mascot of Puke Fantasy Football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 5 hours ago, John from Riverside said: Which would not make it a theory In order for it to be a theory, somebody has to believe it Wrong. The guy who started it has been interviewed at length. He started it to openly mock the nutcase conspiracy theorists and would show up at whatever tinfoil hat wearing protests were going on with his signage claiming birds are all government drones. He has an amazing website that never lets in on the joke, including an FAQ with answers to questions like “What about birds that people hunt and/or roadkill? How do you explain bird guts?” The guy is a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty shackleford Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 25 minutes ago, stevestojan said: Wrong. The guy who started it has been interviewed at length. He started it to openly mock the nutcase conspiracy theorists and would show up at whatever tinfoil hat wearing protests were going on with his signage claiming birds are all government drones. He has an amazing website that never lets in on the joke, including an FAQ with answers to questions like “What about birds that people hunt and/or roadkill? How do you explain bird guts?” The guy is a hoot. Just remember if it’s flying, it’s spying… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 On 12/29/2023 at 5:14 PM, stevestojan said: Two scenarios that get the bills in THIS week include Jax losing. 1) Bills win + PITT LOSS + JAX LOSS 2) Bills win + CINCI LOSS + JAX LOSS. Mind you, they are playing the Panthers. The Panthers smell. But this makes the Jags much more beatable. You have proved that Rapoport can spell better than you (not true for all talking heads). The twitter post even includes correct spelling of name. If you are going to misspell a name have a reason like Lemur Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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