Draconator Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 My daughter calls me to wish me a Happy Father's Day. She leads off with.... "Happy Father's Day, and Happy Father's Day from all the kids you don't know you have". 1 Quote
Augie Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 On 6/20/2022 at 12:56 AM, Draconator said: My daughter calls me to wish me a Happy Father's Day. She leads off with.... "Happy Father's Day, and Happy Father's Day from all the kids you don't know you have". Expand So…………..does Vegas have an over/under on this? 1 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 20, 2022 Posted June 20, 2022 (edited) Father's Day: The most confusing day of the year in . (fill in municipality that you wish to insult.) Edited June 20, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013 1 Quote
Draconator Posted June 20, 2022 Author Posted June 20, 2022 On 6/20/2022 at 1:31 AM, Augie said: So…………..does Vegas have an over/under on this? Expand See Josh Allen's stats against Miami. There's your betting line. Quote
Saxum Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 A friend was called and told "Happy Father's Day" by a childless friend. He was asked if you got a president on Father's Day what would you wish you got? His response was "A second vasectomy. The first one failed and if it was successful I would not be a father." Quote
BuffaloBill Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 3:25 AM, Gugny said: Travis Henry's Father's Day ... Expand Dude was very prolific… 1 1 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 1:10 PM, BuffaloBill said: Dude was very prolific… Expand No, he wasn't. He never brought any prolifics. 🤨 * * * What? Oh, sorry, the word is 'prophylactic'. 🙁 1 Quote
BuffaloBill Posted June 22, 2022 Posted June 22, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 4:45 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: No, he wasn't. He never brought any prolifics. 🤨 * * * What? Oh, sorry, the word is 'prophylactic'. 🙁 Expand Can you buy those in Canada? Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 22, 2022 Posted June 22, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 2:21 PM, BuffaloBill said: Can you buy those in Canada? Expand They're actually out from behind the pharmacist's counter now. No more embarrassing discussions on "ribbed, or non ribbed?" 🫢 Quote
Gugny Posted June 22, 2022 Posted June 22, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 5:22 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: They're actually out from behind the pharmacist's counter now. No more embarrassing discussions on "ribbed, or non ribbed?" 🫢 Expand You used to have to ask a pharmacist for a rubber? Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 22, 2022 Posted June 22, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 5:59 PM, Gugny said: You used to have to ask a pharmacist for a rubber? Expand Uh. Yeah. Back the day. We’re not talking Walgreens or RiteAide pharmacies but mom and pop convenient store / pharmacy 1 Quote
LeviF Posted June 22, 2022 Posted June 22, 2022 If anyone wants to get their names run through the putative father registry let me know! Quote
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