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Well, here we are again. The 2005 Schedule has been released. TD has blown another draft. Everyone is smarter than everyone else, and only you, Mr. Smartass, know with confidence how the new season will turn out. That means it is time for...

 

The Second Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest.

 

For any newcomers, the rules are simple provided you can grasp simple concepts.

 

If you can accurately predict the Bills exact wins and losses for the 2005 regular season, I will buy you and your spouse a $200 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice! Think about it. Do you have any idea how many times you could eat at The Sizzler? Why, you could help yourself to the all-you-can-eat buffet and still buy a round of Pabst Blue Ribbon for everyone in the joint.

 

Here are the very simple rules. The Bills 2005 Schedule is below. Copy and paste it into your response to this thread, and next to each game put either a W for a win or an L for a loss. (There is no bonus, however feel free to explain your picks if you want.) Each week, whoever picks wrong is out and whoever picks correctly advances to the next week. You keep advancing until you are wrong. If you get all 16 games right, YOU WIN! It's like the ultimate fusion of "Survivor" and "American Idol," except no one here is banging Paula Abdul on the schnide.

 

Some other caveats: There is only one $200 prize. If one person wins, they let me know which restaurant they choose, and I will arrange for a gift certificate to that restaurant. If two people win, you split the $200. If 200 people win, you each get a buck. If nobody wins, the money rolls over to next year, and we add another $50 to the pot.

 

Enter your selections in this thread. You will have until MIDNIGHT on THIS SUNDAY, May 1, 2005, to enter your selection. At the stroke of midnight on May 1, 2005, the contest is closed. We'll make up a spreadsheet from the thread.

 

One entry per person. Please don't make me track down your IP addresses. Be honest. All official members of TSW are welcome to participate regardless of whether you're a Bills fan or not.

 

Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

Sep 25 Atlanta

Oct 2 @New Orleans

Oct 9 Miami

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

Oct 23 @Oakland

Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City

Nov 20 @San Diego

Nov 27 Carolina

Dec 4 @Miami

Dec 11 New England

Dec 17 Denver

Dec 24 @Cincinnati

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

L Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

10-6

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

11-5 Overall

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

7-9

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Sep 11 Houston L

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego W

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

Final: 8-8

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

L Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

7-9 record

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Sep 11 Houston Win

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay Loss

Sep 25 Atlanta Loss

Oct 2 @New Orleans Win

Oct 9 Miami Win

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets Loss

Oct 23 @Oakland Win

Oct 30 @New England Loss

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City Loss

Nov 20 @San Diego Loss

Nov 27 Carolina Loss

Dec 4 @Miami Win

Dec 11 New England Loss

Dec 17 Denver Win

Dec 24 @Cincinnati Loss

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets Win

 

7-9

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami L

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

4-12 :angry:

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans W

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 23 @Oakland L

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE By this time the suicide watch is on, and TD must be fired threads start in earnest.

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego W

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets W

 

 

Finish at 9-7 and out of the Play-offs, but just wait 'til next year!

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W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

L Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta W

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami L

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets W

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W

Sep 25 Atlanta L

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City L

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina L

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England L

Dec 17 Denver L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

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You're breaking my heart, man. That would be a crappy way to win $200.

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I hope I dont win, because it wont feel like I won anything. Like what it say's on a Missouri license plate " Show Me" Thats what I want the Bills to do. :lol:

 

 

By the way, I hate predictions :angry:

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Sep 11 Houston W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L

Sep 25 Atlanta w

Oct 2 @New Orleans L

Oct 9 Miami W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 23 @Oakland W

Oct 30 @New England L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W

Nov 20 @San Diego L

Nov 27 Carolina W

Dec 4 @Miami W

Dec 11 New England W

Dec 17 Denver W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets L

 

11-5 :angry:

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston - WIN

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay - WIN

Sep 25 Atlanta - LOSS

Oct 2 @New Orleans - WIN

Oct 9 Miami - WIN

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets - WIN

Oct 23 @Oakland - WIN

Oct 30 @New England - LOSS

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City - WIN

Nov 20 @San Diego - LOSS

Nov 27 Carolina - LOSS

Dec 4 @Miami - WIN

Dec 11 New England - WIN

Dec 17 Denver - WIN

Dec 24 @Cincinnati - WIN

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets - LOSS

 

11-5

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L Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

L Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

L Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

L Nov 27 Carolina

L Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

I'll cash in my winnings at Cincinnati's Maisonette, the longest running Five Star Mobil Guide restuarant ever - 41 years in a row...you Cali folks are so smug. :angry:

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston- W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay- L

Sep 25 Atlanta- W

Oct 2 @New Orleans- L

Oct 9 Miami- W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets- W

Oct 23 @Oakland- W

Oct 30 @New England- L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City- L

Nov 20 @San Diego- W

Nov 27 Carolina- L

Dec 4 @Miami- W

Dec 11 New England- L

Dec 17 Denver- W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati- W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets -L

 

9-7 No playoffs

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