Zamboni Man Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Lean Mean Prime Time Hot Dog Grillin' Machine? I guess playing the nickel back for the Ravens wasn't paying enough. They're hot dogs. How do you screw up a hot dog? Who sat down and thought "Man, how can we make hot dogs easier to cook?" I refuse to believe it was Deion that brainstormed this gem. But it's still just as bad when you slap your name on it and endorse it. "when i took that first big bite i heard a pop and all the juices just rushed into my mouth, man it was delicious" ^^ I didn't know Deion played for that team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 "when i took that first big bite i heard a pop and all the juices just rushed into my mouth, man it was delicious" That guy is gonna regret saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 "when i took that first big bite i heard a pop and all the juices just rushed into my mouth, man it was delicious" That gut is gonna regret saying that. 285904[/snapback] That guy won't like it much, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Cool, now I can eat hot dogs just like the ones at 7-11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Cool, now I can eat hot dogs just like the ones at 7-11 285927[/snapback] Just make sure you let them cook for 3 months. Ahhh... memories of college came flooding back after seeing the device in question. Running down the hill to the pizza place after drinking, only to find out you didn't have enough for a slice. So you run next door to Uni-Mart and get two Uni-Dogs for a buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 For some reason the audio is kinda slow on the video for me, so when you hear the narrator discussing the machine, he sounds a lot like Satan from "South Park: The Movie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Just make sure you let them cook for 3 months. Ahhh... memories of college came flooding back after seeing the device in question. Running down the hill to the pizza place after drinking, only to find out you didn't have enough for a slice. So you run next door to Uni-Mart and get two Uni-Dogs for a buck. 285940[/snapback] Your story reminded me of a classic from one of my friends. He was at 7-11 and was hungry AND thirsty. However, he only had a dollar on him, so couldn't figure out how to fill both needs. So then he gets the bright idea that he'd buy a lottery scratch off. He was hoping to win $2 so he could get both. Well of course he lost and had to make the walk of shame out of 7-11 with neither drink nor food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Did anyone ever play the PrimeTime Football Game endorsed by Deion and for the Sega Genesis? One of the most underrated games of all time. There was a button reserved specifically for trash talk and shoving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidbuff Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 WHAT A WAY TO SEE SOMEONES CAREER GOWN DOWN IN THE FLAMES OF HOT DOG GRILLIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SD Jarhead Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Your story reminded me of a classic from one of my friends. He was at 7-11 and was hungry AND thirsty. However, he only had a dollar on him, so couldn't figure out how to fill both needs. So then he gets the bright idea that he'd buy a lottery scratch off. He was hoping to win $2 so he could get both. Well of course he lost and had to make the walk of shame out of 7-11 with neither drink nor food. 285952[/snapback] This sounds alot like Buffalo politicians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 BWaaaahhhh hhhhaaaaaa haaaaa!!!!!!! 49.99 plus shipping to wait 30 Minutes to have a Gas station hot dog!!!!!! I lay the over under on total number of units sold at 20! 15 for Deion to give out at Christmas and 5 truck drivers who miss roller dogs when they are home and off the road!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 ya know, its possible to cook a hot dog on the foreman grill...deion is a moron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Think they'll throw in a pair of the "Slimming Pants," with the purchase of The Hot Dog Express? http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Oh, Deion. How far you fallen from the classy young man we used to know. Its as though, suddenly, your name is to be bandied about. What happened to the modest young man who used to say before games, "Now, children, remember always show respect!" Sigh... Its like I dont know you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 When you need to spend $49.95 plus $9.95 for something that cooks HOT DOGS, it's time to eat most of your meals out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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