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Bluto Addresses the Bills Draft Strategy


Mickey

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Bluto: Hey! What’s this talk of trading down crap?

Stork: Well what are we supposed to do? Incognito retired ya mow-ron.

Daniel: The draft’s over man, Richie dropped the big one, too many holes.

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No! And it aint over now ‘cause when the goin’ gets tough…………………………………………………………….the tough get going! Whose with me? Lets gooooooo!

 

*crickets*

 

Bluto: What the #*&% happened to the Bills fans I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts? This could be the greatest draft of our lives but you’re going to let it be the worst.

“Oh, were afraid to trade up Bluto, we might draft a bust” Well kiss my %$#$!! Not me! I’m not going to trade down. Gettleman? He’s a dead man! Ballard? Dead! Elway? Dead!

Darnold? He’s ours!!

 

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2 hours ago, maryland-bills-fan said:

John “Bluto” Blutarsky was elected to the US Senate after leaving Animal house.  Yep, you guys are on the right track.

 

Oh look, Dean Wormer is on the internet!

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