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  On 5/6/2020 at 7:24 PM, Koko78 said:

 

No way in hell I could ever let that go during oral argument without comment.

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I'll start it:

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, it is obvious the prosecution cannot polish a turd". 

 

"The prosecution's case is going down the toilet."

 

"Listen to the flushing sound of the government's case."

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  On 5/6/2020 at 9:09 PM, 3rdnlng said:

I'll start it:

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, it is obvious the prosecution cannot polish a turd". 

 

"The prosecution's case is going down the toilet."

 

"Listen to the flushing sound of the government's case."

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Turn to opposing counsel and say: “I think they just finished reading your brief”.

 

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Posted
  On 5/8/2020 at 4:38 PM, Deranged Rhino said:

:lol: Mark is a pretty hilarious actor (was in the final few seasons of the Office, now on my favorite show of last year, What We Do In The Shadows) -- but this is pretty great. 

 

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Wifey and I love that show.

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