TUBSTER Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Get down on 1 knee in front of a table to propose and as you are doing it have someone come up from behind and RKO her through the table. Best post I've seen so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Juggernaut Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Get down on one knee, ask her if she will marry you and when she says yes, grab her hand and start the motion of putting the engagement ring on her ring finger.................. but then put it on her pinky and just sigh "Wide right". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwalter Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 I hate to be a downer but please consider that if things don't go well you will never be able to enjoy the Bills the same way again. Â lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Just don't give the ring to Thurman before the big day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Good luck. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 empty box with Harry Connick Jr playing in the background - then Kenneth Davis can proceed to bring out the ring but give to the wrong girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats on the future engagement but to be completely honest why would you expect a player who has kids and a business and a playing career to take time out of his busy schedule to help you out? It will be a cool story if it works out but I wouldn't count on it. I hope you have other ideas just in case. Good luck though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Get in touch with Maybin. He can paint you an engagement photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I do NOT recommend drunk and on fire. Boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) Wearing your Sunday best McKelvin jersey, pull out the ring and start to take a knee outside in the driveway. Just as she's about to say yes, tear ass up the middle of the driveway and fumble the ring into a sewer grate. When she starts to scream about what an idiot you are and she's just about to throw a beer bottle at you, have her and your families come out of the bushes and spray paint "Will you marry me" on the lawn. Hopefully you're not really an idiot and you knew enough to fumble a fugazi into the drain and keep the real ring safe and sound, but then again you are wearing a McKelvin jersey...Congrats! Edited June 28, 2016 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Wearing your Sunday best McKelvin jersey, pull out the ring and start to take a knee outside in the driveway. Just as she's about to say yes, tear ass up the middle of the driveway and fumble the ring into a sewer grate. When she starts to scream about what an idiot you are and she's just about to throw a beer bottle at you, have her and your family come out of the bushes and spray paint "Will you marry me" on the lawn. Hopefully your not really an idiot and you knew enough to fumble a fugazi into the drain and keep the real ring safe and sound, but then again you are wearing a McKelvin jersey... Congrats! OK, maybe drunk and on fire works..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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