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i am absolutely in love with carrie. That fuggin performance was excellent. It honestly sent chills down me and that usually doesnt happen cuz i dont really get into this kind of stuff, but She is gorgeous.

Anyway what was that song she sang cuz it was sweet. Was that a wilson phillips song?

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i am absolutely in love with carrie. That fuggin performance was excellent. It honestly sent chills down me and that usually doesnt happen cuz i dont really get into this kind of stuff, but She is gorgeous.

Anyway what was that song she sang cuz it was sweet. Was that a wilson phillips song?

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It was a song by Heart from around '87 (??).....somewhere around there. It's a pretty good song and she killed it.

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It was a song by Heart from around '87 (??).....somewhere around there. It's a pretty good song and she killed it.

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killed it, as in good? dude i thought she was amazing, and amazingly gorgeous.

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killed it, as in good? dude i thought she was amazing, and amazingly gorgeous.

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Yep, killed it as in good :lol:

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That was the most excruciating hour on my eardrums in a long, long time. These people, well, lets just say they suck.

 

So the first guy comes out, and he has a touching story about having a tracheotomy done when he was a child, and now can sing. It's a great story, but I question the "now he can sing" part. This next part is going to sound bad, and I'm sorry, but I can't stop looking at the trach hole. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but he just, presentsit.

 

Next, wow. I'm still shaking about this. Complete 80's hair job girl! Wow! Not just 80's, but 80's porn! This woman has the personality of one of those new Japanese robots you see at technology trade shows. Absolutely dead space. The judges are all over her sh--, though. Creepy if you ask me. It must be me, I must have the hearing of dogs. Sounded screetchy.

 

The trailer park guy threw his glasses to the side. Rock! I was afraid he wouldn't get them back. He could stand to tuck in his shirt, too.

 

So then this curious cross between David Koresh and Michael Bolton sings Jim Croce, he has crosses on his shirt because he's goth, you know. A safe, American Idol kind of goth, I would guess. Someone should remind him that Lynyrd Skynyrd never sang Bauhaus covers. He croons to this guitar player on stage. Well, not really. He actually sings to the guitar. Wierd. People dig his scene though. The type of crowd that is into this really thinks he is some rock god, as if he was sent to earth by the spirit of Elvis to rock us hard. He is a wedding singer. I'm sorry about all this, because in his defense, he is one of the few people who can actually sing on this show.

 

The other 'rocker' (hehe), sang a Partridge Family song. Really! When he said he was going to sing this, I thought "now this is really cool". Too bad he's not all that good, but at least he is the only person on this show who appears to be wearing his own clothes. He has a double chin.

 

The Fran Drescher girl is really, really nauseating. It makes dogs howl. She said she wants to win so she can buy her mom a breast enlargement. Not that is a 'real' rocker, if you ask me.

 

Then, then! Auntie Entity from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome comes out! Wow! Holy !@#$ing sh--! Sings a Cyndi Lauper song, which is not interesting, and sort of meh when you hear it.

 

The last girl should just scratch a chalkboard, but she deliberately brings the boobs. Kind of trashy for American Idol, but points for effort, I guess. The scary part is that the judges actually think she sings better than anybody else.

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That was the most excruciating hour on my eardrums in a long, long time.  These people, well, lets just say they suck.

 

So the first guy comes out, and he has a touching story about having a tracheotomy done when he was a child, and now can sing.  It's a great story, but I question the "now he can sing" part.  This next part is going to sound bad, and I'm sorry, but I can't stop looking at the trach hole.  I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but he just, presentsit.

 

Next, wow. I'm still shaking about this.  Complete 80's hair job girl!  Wow! Not just 80's, but 80's porn!  This woman has the personality of one of those new Japanese robots you see at technology trade shows.  Absolutely dead space.  The judges are all over her sh--, though. Creepy if you ask me. It must be me, I must have the hearing of dogs. Sounded screetchy. 

 

The trailer park guy threw his glasses to the side. Rock!  I was afraid he wouldn't get them back.  He could stand to tuck in his shirt, too.

 

So then this curious cross between David Koresh and Michael Bolton sings Jim Croce, he has crosses on his shirt because he's goth, you know.  A safe, American Idol kind of goth, I would guess. Someone should remind him that Lynyrd Skynyrd never sang Bauhaus covers. He croons to this guitar player on stage.  Well, not really. He actually sings to the guitar. Wierd.  People dig his scene though.  The type of crowd that is into this really thinks he is some rock god, as if he was sent to earth by the spirit of Elvis to rock us hard.  He is a wedding singer.  I'm sorry about all this, because in his defense, he is one of the few people who can actually sing on this show.

 

The other 'rocker' (hehe), sang a Partridge Family song.  Really! When he said he was going to sing this, I thought "now this is really cool".  Too bad he's not all that good, but at least he is the only person on this show who appears to be wearing his own clothes.  He has a double chin. 

 

The Fran Drescher girl is really, really nauseating.  It makes dogs howl.  She said she wants to win so she can buy her mom a breast enlargement.  Not that is a 'real' rocker, if you ask me.

 

Then, then!  Auntie Entity from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome comes out!  Wow! Holy !@#$ing sh--!  Sings a Cyndi Lauper song, which is not interesting, and sort of meh when you hear it.

 

The last girl should just scratch a chalkboard, but she deliberately brings the boobs.  Kind of trashy for American Idol, but points for effort, I guess.  The scary part is that the judges actually think she sings better than anybody else.

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lol, good stuff

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Bobblehead, that is some good stuff.

 

What was with Paula all over Simon? She must have been on something. She also said something negative to one of the performers which is very unusual for her.

 

My thoughts:

 

Federov should stick to hockey.

 

Constantine - The Partridge Family? I always thought that that song sucked. But, he actually sang it worse than the Partridge family. I have no idea why this guy is still in it. He's pretty ugly, so I don't see why even the girls would vote for him.

 

Nadia - just when I thought that she was one of the best, she pulls out one of the worst performances of the season. I was almost starting to get used to her old hair style and she comes out with a mohawk.

 

Jessica - She's a porker who tries to show off her fat body and can't sing. Looks like someone I might have hooked up with once when I was out hogging.

 

Steve - this guy irritates the hell out of me. He looks like some hick from the farm and they dress him up like some hip-hop wannabee and he sings like a crooner.

 

Mikala - I think that her bus ticket home is already printed up for tonight.

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She is all over Simon, she is dancing, and generally acting NUTS..

 

Give me what she is taking 0:)

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Why, do you want to be all over Simon too? :P

 

 

 

:doh:

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Anthony....C- (he's fading quickly)

Vonzell...B  (Stepped it up, I thought.....looked hot)

Anwar...B-  (Disappointing start, but finished up well)

Mikala...D-  ( :P  )

Nadia...C-  (Very disappointing.....bad song choice)

Jessica...B (you just can't rush that song)

Bo...B (So-so job, but the guy is still among the best in the competition)

Niko...A- (Nailed it.....)

Scott...B+  (I thought he did well.....he'll be top 6)

Constantine...C+  (eh.....)

Carrie...A+  (I loved that song growing up, and she nailed it...looked DAMN hot)

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I pretty much agree with you assessments. It was the wrong song for Anwar. Same goes for Bo. Let's see if they can pick something better next week. Carrie was awesome last night. Jessica's voice just does not seem to be strong enough to do that song. She held back too much. Overall, I would give the same grades that you did.

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killed it, as in good? dude i thought she was amazing, and amazingly gorgeous.

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You've got some low stadards there.

 

She's a tad on the chunk. And not only that, she can't sing worth a damn.

 

I was laying there in bed last night with a 101 degree fever, just wishing I was dead because all of those no-talent karaoke hacks were singing pathetic songs very badly.

 

The only one who has half a voice is the goth wannabe from Alabammy or wherever he's from.

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You've got some low stadards there.

 

She's a tad on the chunk. And not only that, she can't sing worth a damn.

 

I was laying there in bed last night with a 101 degree fever, just wishing I was dead because all of those no-talent karaoke hacks were singing pathetic songs very badly.

 

The only one who has half a voice is the goth wannabe from Alabammy or wherever he's from.

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What's funny to me is all the people like JSP that talk about how much this show sucks and how bad the singers are yet they STILL watch it. 0:) If you're just going to b!tch about it then simply turn the channel. :P

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What's funny to me is all the people like JSP that talk about how much this show sucks and how bad the singers are yet they STILL watch it.  0:)  If you're just going to b!tch about it then simply turn the channel.  :P

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You're OVBVIOUSLY not married are you?

 

The WIFE watches the damn show and I can't do a fugging thing about it. Capisce?

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You're OVBVIOUSLY not married are you?

 

The WIFE watches the damn show and I can't do a fugging thing about it. Capisce?

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Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house? 0:) Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not..... :P

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Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house?  :doh:  Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not.....  :P

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Like Is aid, last night I was in bed with a 101 degree fever. The wife was with me in bed. She had the remote. I was forked. 0:)

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Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house?  0:)  Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not.....  :P

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I'm in the same boat..I am married, but I am the one who watches the show....The wife is usually too busy tucking the kids in bed in that time slot..

 

Its' one of the few shows on network TV that I like... 24 and Lost would be 2 others that are worth my time...

 

Oh well, some people just B word about EVERYTHING...So many other shows on network TV are H O R R I B L E.

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As strong as the guys have been coming into last night... Constatinople needs to leave. He's playing catch up to Bo, and he just absolutely sucked. If we can get rid of Nanny Jr, that would be nice too. She's just driving me crazy now.

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As strong as the guys have been coming into last night... Constatinople needs to leave. He's playing catch up to Bo, and he just absolutely sucked. If we can get rid of Nanny Jr, that would be nice too. She's just driving me crazy now.

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I'm convinced that broad from Las Vegas is the daughter of the devil.

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Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house?  0:)  Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not.....  :P

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We have 3 TVs for 2 people in the house. I still watch the show with my wife every week because she enjoys it and we enjoy spending our evenings together.

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We have 3 TVs for 2 people in the house. I still watch the show with my wife every week because she enjoys it and we enjoy spending our evenings together.

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I got into the show because of my girl. As soon as it ends she grabs the phone and votes. While we watch, I'm recording NCIS, and as soon as the show is over, we watch it together. She's not crazy about NCIS, and I'm not crazy about Idol, but we reach that middle ground. Spending time together, makes the relationship work. :P

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I got into the show because of my girl. As soon as it ends she grabs the phone and votes. While we watch, I'm recording NCIS, and as soon as the show is over, we watch it together. She's not crazy about NCIS, and I'm not crazy about Idol, but we reach that middle ground. Spending time together, makes the relationship work. :P

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So, then, is it still OK to HATE the show and watch it if it means spending time with your wife?

 

I wouldn't want to upset any of the shemales around here tht watchit for enjoyment 0:)

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So, then, is it still OK to HATE the show and watch it if it means spending time with your wife?

 

I wouldn't want to upset any of the shemales around here tht watchit for enjoyment :P

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Grab a Playboy and flip through the, umm, articles while she watches the show. Then grab the remote and flip to ESPN on commercial breaks.

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Bobblehead, that is some funny sheet man!

 

But seriously, it doesen't look like Mikayla's mom is going to get that silicone she was hoping for...too bad :P

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On the surface, yeah, but if she gets one commercial, or one appearance in a porn film, or one single out it, bam, new boobs for mom!

 

Federov should stick to hockey

 

That was funny, bravo!

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Hot chicks? where? Certainly didn't see any last night. Two chunky white girls, a funny looking black girl with a  mohawk, a girl from Vegas that looked like she was posessed by Lucifer....

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Carrie's hot dude. Nadia is too. You have to remember that last night they were getting into the timeframe of their songs. I grew up during those years so Carrie's porn start big hair reminded me of a lot of pretty faces from high school that were "close friends" of mine.... :P They may be a little chunky but I'll take that over anorexic Paris Hilton types anyday... 0:)

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Carrie's hot dude. Nadia is too. You have to remember that last night they were getting into the timeframe of their songs. I grew up during those years so Carrie's porn start big hair reminded me of a lot of pretty faces from high school that were "close friends" of mine.... :P They may be a little chunky but I'll take that over anorexic Paris Hilton types anyday... 0:)

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Hey, who am I to judge, whatever floats yer boat.

 

I'll take that girl from Survivor any day...the one with abs of steel and knockers that go on forever.

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Top 11 Based on last night:

 

Vonzell - The underdog! although these kids need to be careful when they stand right in front of the judges table when they sing. if they have a single glitch...they will be done. She has a fabulous personality. Great looks, and "pretty good" voice. The only thing that might be her downfall is her age. The preasure builds as the contest goes on.

 

Carrie - I agree she has zero personality, but she has that All-American look, great eyes, great smile....avg. voice....but better than most on the show. I personally really liked her performance last night.

 

Bo - Fan favorite. (i guess). Good stage presence, although last night was his worst performance.

 

Nadia - I have a small problem with Nadia. She is a great performer at this level. However...I can't stand looking at her when she sings. She makes ugly facial expressions. She needs to come back from last nights average performance.

 

Scott - I think Scott is one of the top three voices in the competition, but he has an uphill battle with his image.

 

Jessica - See notes on Scott. Good voice, but a problem with image. She really could have done much better with that sone last night. I was suprised she was in the bottom 3 last week.

 

Anwar - Don't hate me....because I know he is popular, but I don't like him. I think he is a phoney. And last night he really wasn't very good. In fact...he wasn't very good last week either.

 

Constantine - You can only have one rocker and Bo, is miles ahead of him. I think he could have rocked that song a little harder last night...he has a little "Ben Folds Five" sound to him.

 

Nikko - I know...last night was his best performance....but i can't stand the image of the hat every week. plus i was never a fan of his father and that really sits in the back of my mind.

 

Anthony - some people are under the radar good. this guy is "under the radar bad". he doesn't draw a lot of attention to himself....but once Mikalah is voted off, he won't have anyone to hide behind.

 

Mikalah - I don't know how she even made it to Hollywood originally. AWFUL.

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I pretty much agree with you assessments. It was the wrong song for Anwar. Same goes for Bo. Let's see if they can pick something better next week. Carrie was awesome last night. Jessica's voice just does not seem to be strong enough to do that song. She held back too much. Overall, I would give the same grades that you did.

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Wow, this is a rare moment when we agree on something lol. When I first heard that Anwar was singing 'Ain't Nobody' I thought if anyone up there could pull it off it would be him. I swear, the first half of the song he looked like Bledsoe in the pocket......he just kinda stood there and got lost in the lights. All of a sudden he came alive toward the end of it and redeemed himself somewhat, but that guy has a massive voice and he needs to use it. Chaka Kahn is probably the only one who should be singing that song, though. As for Carrie, I swear she sounded just as good as the Wilsons with that song. I had the show over my home theater last night and her voice was spot on. After the last two weeks or so, I have to say she really surprised me. Jessica......I don't know if she shot herself in the foot or if it was the fact that they just don't have time to sing the full song at this point d/t the number of contestants left. But you just cannot rush 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'. It's a very emotional song and hastening the pace ruined the presence of what is otherwise a very good song. Nadia sh*t the bed, but I swear her smile just makes me melt :P

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You've got some low stadards there.

 

She's a tad on the chunk. And not only that, she can't sing worth a damn.

 

I was laying there in bed last night with a 101 degree fever, just wishing I was dead because all of those no-talent karaoke hacks were singing pathetic songs very badly.

 

The only one who has half a voice is the goth wannabe from Alabammy or wherever he's from.

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lol, dude you are killin me........first of all, and be honest, have you ever been with a girl (that you didn't pay for) who was as hot as Carrie? And I can see crapping on her voice either of the last two weeks, but I thought last night her voice was AWESOME. She crushed that song, and to me sounded every bit as good as Ann or Nancy. You're just a HATER! lol

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