OnTheRocks Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 The latest cut of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour was on over the weekend. Ron White tells the story about his wifes cooking. He says his wife is a bad cook, so he tossed some of her cooking to the dog. When his wife walked in the room she saw the dog licking its butt. His wifed asked, "What is he doing?" He replies..."Not sure...but my guess is, he is trying to get the taste out of his mouth!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 They call me...tater salad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shameless Homer Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 It was a damn Milk Dud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 I don't think so Scooter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 I think Ron White might be the funniest comedian in that group. In puuuublic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 I think Ron White might be the funniest comedian in that group. In puuuublic! 238974[/snapback] COO-pins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 A beaver bit off his nipple. Guns don't kill people, guys coming home early do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Best show that I have seen in a long time. Like the joke on Sat that he mentioned about the small plane running on one engine. Passenger asked how far the one running would last. RW said "All the way to the crash site." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Best show that I have seen in a long time. Like the joke on Sat that he mentioned about the small plane running on one engine. Passenger asked how far the one running would last. RW said "All the way to the crash site." 239058[/snapback] Don't worry, we'll beat the paramedics there by a half hour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 We took off for our flight to Phoenix from the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care, and Tire Center. Our plane was the size of a pack of gum with eight people in it. We were flying at half the speed of smell. We got passed by a kite. A goose came up behind us and the pilot was yelling, “Go around! Go around!” We got halfway to Phoenix and we had to go back. It’s a nine minute flight. But we lost some oil pressure and one of our engines was failing. Everybody on the plane was nervous, but I’d been drinkin’ since lunch so I didn’t care. The guy sitting next to me is losing his mind. Apparently he had a lot to live for. He said, “If we lose one of our engines how far will the other one take us?” “All the way to the scene of the crash,” I said, “which is handy because that’s where we’re headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a good half hour.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Apparently I'm not the only cat digs cheetos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 I heard a Jeff Foxworthy bit on the radio this weekend. He said that when he was single he loved taking a shower - it was his sanctuary away from the world. Now that he has 5 daughters he can't get any peace in the bathroom. He said that when he gets out of the shower it seems like all 5 of them are always in the bathroom hanging around. He finally asked them why and his youngest said, "We want to know what a boy's "Yoo-Hoo" looks like." Foxworthy figures he better nip this in the bud and tells her, "Yoo-Hoo's are poisonous. You stay far away from them." Without missing a beat his little girl says, "No they're not! If they were the dog would be dead by now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Ron White is the funniest of the group. I didn't think his new material was as good as the older stuff he has, but he's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 saw him live just before christmas , very very good show funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 He told a lot of the same jokes though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Wheels Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 "Diamonds.......that'll shut her up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 "It fell off. It fell off. It fell the fu_k off. Spinning me into a realm of pissed off I had never been to in my entire life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 Ron was on comedy channel sunday 5pm est. Second time I saw the same show. To funny. To bad his current tour (ticketmaster) is not coming to the Ralph or at least the Barbill. Perhaps he will be the halftime show at the next superbowl!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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