The Real Buffalo Joe Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 ...So long story short, the Jewish prankster says "Silly rabbi, tricks are for kids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 what do you get when you cross a professor and a hooker a ing know it all what do you get when you cross a professor and a gorilla A Harry Reasoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 What do you call an one-legged Irish woman? Eileen. What do you call a one-legged Chinese woman? Irene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Have you met the Dover twins? Ben and Eileen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck and the other, I forget how it goes but your mother's a whore (nerd points if you know what this is from) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 ....Wonderful! What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck and the other, I forget how it goes but your mother's a whore (nerd points if you know what this is from) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck and the other, I forget how it goes but your mother's a whore (nerd points if you know what this is from) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 SNL skit Faux Trebek: and Connery: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 SNL skit Faux Trebek: and Connery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdt9Piq5s0g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) A chinaman walks into the eye doctor's office and says "doctor, I'm having trouble seeing." The doctor asks "Do you have a cataract?" To which the chinaman replies, "No, I have a Rincoln." Edited February 10, 2015 by Rob's House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCiIBfEKCds&app=desktop Edited February 13, 2015 by ChevyVanMiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) A drunk in a bar throws up on his shirt. He's upset that his wife will know he's been drinking again. The bartender says he has a good excuse. He tells the drunk to put a $20 bill in his pocket, and when she asks about the shirt, tell her someone threw up on him and gave him $20 to get it cleaned. So he goes home, and the wife asks what happened to his shirt. He explains what happened like the bartender said, and then pulls out $40. The wife says, "But you said he gave you $20 for the shirt, why do you have $40?". The drunk replies, "He sh*t in my pants too!". Edited February 11, 2015 by PastaJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 A koala wakes up next to a hooker and gets out of bed...making his way toward the door. The hooker wakes up and asks the koala where he's going without paying. Koala says to the hooker: "I'm a koala, look up the definition in the dictionary." He walks out the door. Hooker opens the dictionary. "Koala (n) Small marsupial that eats bushes and leaves." This joke works much better using Aussie slang and a Wombat.....the punchline being "He eats roots and leaves." http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=root Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I posted this here before. I did a Google search and it was almost 10 years ago... Holy Moly, time to tell this joke again: What do you call an artsy pumpkin? An Avant-Gourd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Not sure if this is on the line or if ive crossed it by a mile but here goes: A new study just came out that says 9 out of 10 people prefer gang rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I wouldn't call that funny. Even the creator of the universe has a sense of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I wouldn't call that funny. Even the creator of the universe has a sense of humor Even God is into the Y U No meme http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/89665-y-u-no-guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 How can you tell the helicopter was invented by an Italian? De (day) Go Wap Wap Wap Wap Wap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Not so much a joke here as a funny moment at work yesterday.... Coworker was nuking some leftover spaghetti. While it was in the microwave he was tossing a Ziploc bag with grated parmesan cheese up in the air. Another coworker asked what he had there, a bag of coke to which he answered no, it's a bag of parmesan cheese. I was standing nearby and told them they were both wrong. Then I snatched the bag out of the air and walked away and told them... It's Nacho Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Man Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Caught an old episode of walking dead over the weekend with a stupid joke that seems to fit with the rest of these: What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.79 while deer nuts are under a buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne, Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne, Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwoning. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 fixed Girl: Knock Knock. TRBJ: Who's there. Girl: kitty. TRBJ: kitty who. Girl: You don't get the joke. TRBJ: You didn't finish. Girl: Oh i'm done alright. (laughs) TRBJ: How am I ever suppose to get kitty. (this fictional conversation took place via text message) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Beerball and jboyst walk in to a bar. Who walks out with gug ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 http://youtube.com/watch?v=jCiIBfEKCds&list=RDjCiIBfEKCds&spfreload=10 Now that I've learned how to properly add these YouTube vids, I'm reposting this one. Funny joke told by even funnier chimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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