VermontFan Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... I thought the World Cup was over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise321 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The three get into a fight to see who will start. Cutler misses Orton and hits a random person (INT), Orton just throws a bunch of air punches missing everything, and Manuel just stands there until he gets knocked out because he is unsure who to hit first. That was brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The drunken fans says, "EJ, it's nice of you to buy these guys a drink as they head down to Cortland to try out for the Jets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lou Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 And Lou yells: Hey you three nit-wits! I just asked your girl friends; What's your !@#$ doing, when you're having an orgasm? In unison; Cutler, Orton & Manual say: What did they say? Then I tell them: They each said their !@#$ was on the football field! HAHAHAHA and so on. On a side note, I have not been intoxicated since April 1998. That dry heaving was an absolute B word ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... Any Replacement songs on the juke box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleman Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The three get into a fight to see who will start. Cutler misses Orton and hits a random person (INT), Orton just throws a bunch of air punches missing everything, and Manuel just stands there until he gets knocked out because he is unsure who to hit first. Love this. Forget the original setup and just say "Cutler, Orton and EJ are drinking in a bar during training camp. The three get into a fight to see who will start." Your answer is the perfect punch line! "Cutler misses Orton and hits a random person (INT), Orton just throws a bunch of air punches missing everything, and EJ just stands there until he gets knocked out because he is unsure who to hit first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... Why am I answering the question when you asked the three of them what they want? Edited December 18, 2014 by The Wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Wait, is the bartender asking what EJ Kyle and Jay will have? Or is he asking what the drunken bills fan will have? Im so confused And i cant belive its taken three pages for someone to say One bourbon, one shot and one beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 This is a Zen Koan...the Bill's fan bows and says....what is the sound of 3 men sucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLizzyMeock Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'd take Cutler if he's the best qb available in the off-season. He's better than what we have imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLizzyMeock Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'd take Cutler if he's the best qb available in the off-season. He's better than what we have imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLizzyMeock Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'd take Cutler if he's the best qb available in the off-season. He's better than what we have imo. Sorry New to the site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... Death... to which the bartender replies "Death by bunda!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Cutler says I will have a wine cooler spritzer CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) EJ says ... 1 bottle of Jack each for my friends because in 5 years I'll still be on an NFL team /thread Edited December 19, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... Why are you 3 wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Clearly I can see your nuts! Edited December 19, 2014 by The Tomcat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) EJ says ... 1 bottle of Jack each for my friends because in 5 years I'll still be on an NFL team /thread As a merchandise salesman In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... QB Zombies! For all my friennnnnnnnnds! Edited December 19, 2014 by rfk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) As a merchandise salesman No, as a QB. you got to stop hating on EJ, FYI http://www.syracuse....in_week_16.html The Bills' offense has taken a step back in 2014.. I wonder who you blame for that> You certainly can not blame EJ. Edited December 19, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 No, as a QB. you got to stop hating on EJ, FYI http://www.syracuse....in_week_16.html The Bills' offense has taken a step back in 2014.. I wonder who you blame for that> You certainly can not blame EJ. It's not "hate" and nothing personal, obviously, and my rancor should be directed at the Bills "brain trust" that wasted a first round pick on a guy who was no superstar in college with lots of negative scouting reports which have been validated so far.. I don't see EJ in the NFL in 5 years. But, hey,I'm just a fan with an opinion. Look around the NFL ...few teams are successful with mediocrity at QB...Orton fits the bill and the O suffers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Nataniel Hackett walks into a bar with a frog on his head, and the bartender asks may I help you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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