stevestojan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Not a big deal if she doesn't have an active cold sore. 219430[/snapback] possibly, but active doesn't mean visible.. no, i don't have either kind of herpes, but i took a class called "Freshmen Sexual Concerns" at Fredonia. Our last class was a slide show (on a huge lecture hall screen) of all the various STDS. Needless to say, it scared some people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 possibly, but active doesn't mean visible.. 219437[/snapback] Actually, it's semantics, but active generally refers to visible lesions. You can shed virus without having an active lesion (asymptomatic shedding), but the risk of transmission in that situation is very low. Although the oral herpes virus (type 1) and the genital herpes virus (type 2) can both cause the opposite kind of disease (oral or genital), the chances are lower for the opposite. Plus, if you get type 1 causing genital disease, the risk of recurrent sores is much lower. My wife got type 1 many years ago, and I've been spared all these years because she's careful about what she does (!) when she has an active lesion. Plus, about half the population already has antibodies to type 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 You guys have totally killed a great Seinfeld thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 You guys have totally killed a great Seinfeld thread. 219465[/snapback] Well, how's this: There is only one episode many diehards havn't even seen. The Pueto Rican Day Parade Episode. It is actually VERY funny but was taken off the air (has recently been re-released) because at the end Kramer stomps on a burning PR flag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Even better is where, Art Vandalay, Pennypacker and Varnsen all look at the apartment.......(same episode) I have seen them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob4Bills Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 ...so, St. Peter's up at the pearly gates, interviewing the recent arrivals.. "how'd you die?' he asks the first man.. "The big 'H', said the man " Ah, Heart attack, number one killer, come on in" St. Pete says Next guy up and St. Pete repeats "How'd you die?" "The big 'C', says the man " Ah, cancer...someday they'll find a cure.. come on in Next up is a woman, St Pete says "how'd you die?' The woman says " gonorrhea!" St Pete says "Gonorrhea!?!, you don't die from gonorrhea!" the woman says "you do when you give it to big Leroy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 You guys have totally killed a great Seinfeld thread. 219465[/snapback] My specialty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 STUDENT #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? KRAMER: Just a little burning during urination. STUDENT #1: Okay, any other pain? KRAMER: The haunting memories of lost love. May I? (signals to Mickey) Lights? (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. STUDENT #1: Gonorrhea?! KRAMER: Gonorrhea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Well, how's this: There is only one episode many diehards havn't even seen. The Pueto Rican Day Parade Episode. It is actually VERY funny but was taken off the air (has recently been re-released) because at the end Kramer stomps on a burning PR flag... 219471[/snapback] I remember the episode. After it aired, a bunch of uptight, white journalists made a huge deal out of it, telling us how "offended" Puerto Ricans were. PC people suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLO Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Jerry: " I read." Elaine: " Books, Jerry, books." Jerry: " Big deal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That's what they gave me. 219327[/snapback] Did you get it from riding a wet tractor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickJames Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 It doesn't have to be over.Just boil yourself when you're finished with her.... 219515[/snapback] Everybody has been with the "questionable girl". I never boiled myself, but I did grab a bar of antibacterial soap and have a "crying game" shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Everybody has been with the "questionable girl". I never boiled myself, but I did grab a bar of antibacterial soap and have a "crying game" shower. 219537[/snapback] AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Dave Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 Did you get it from riding a wet tractor? 219528[/snapback] No, the government gave it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That's what they gave me. "They? The government?" Seinfeld rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "I'm out, I'm not longer master of my domain" 219380[/snapback] That was my Favorite episode. ROFL...still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "I'm out, I'm not longer master of my domain" 219380[/snapback] And from the Puffy Shirt episode.... George: "You don't have to worry about me--I won a contest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "But I don't wanna be a cowboy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Kramer: "It's a write-off for them." Seinfeld: "How is it a write-off?" Kramer: "They just write it off." Seinfeld: "Write it off what?" Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything." Seinfeld: "You don't even know what a write-off is." Kramer: "Do you?" Seinfeld: "No, I don't." Kramer: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "But I don't wanna be a cowboy!" 219734[/snapback] was it cowboy or pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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