RickJames

Did she ever lose it?

According to a thread I read earlier you are not allowed to route for either team unless you can name two players on the current roster. You must also write a short essay as to why they are "your team". Otherwise you are nothing more than a bandwagoner.

Buffalo Bills fans are notoriously fair weather about their QBs. You can't put all that pressure solely on the rook.

http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=17736 It was even funnier when somebody started a thread 45 minutes ago on it.

You asked some high school kids who they rooted for between the 2 teams in the Superbowl. How are they bandwagon fans if they rooted for the Pats? So when you watch other NFL games do you just watch them objectively, not rooting for one side or the other? I don't follow Rugby at all but one of my good friends is English and is a HUGE fan. I have watched 3 games with him over the past couple of years, and when I do I root for his team. I can't name I player in the entire friggin sport. Am I a bandwagon guy? I never realized........

I doubt they go as far as amnesia but I could see a bad concussion with memory loss or she just stays unconscious for a while.

LOL! D O U C H E B A G

I don't know about the helmet but the post sounds like late 20s to early 30s still living at home with mom.

Is that a direct quote? I have a hard time believing a journalist would use "their" instead of "there".

Only if you want to be sh-tting out your teeth for the next 2 weeks. Live ball until tackled or a knee is taken.

When you have over 100 guys collectively playing in the Bowl some sh-t is bound to happen to at least one of them.

Well, you got to figure you can fit about 20 Russian hookers in each container. Each peostitute weighs on average about 110 lbs........I don't friggin know, you do the math!

D o u c h e B a g

yawn

So on a message board that most browse at work, do you think maybe you could have been a bit more conservative in your thread title? Nice job. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Isn't Clements a free agent next year? You can never have enough quality DBs.

There are 2 things wrong with this thread. 1. KFFL is the source 2. KFFL is using Mark Gaughn as their source? Why not just use a TBD poster.

You might be a Buffalonian if you know what the "Big Blue Water Tower" is. They forgot that one.

We all know this has been posted before but it looks like some new ones have made it one the list. Feel free to add any additional ones. Good times! You know you're from Buffalo when... You ever bragged about your driving time to Toronto. You ever crossed the border just to: buy beer at Brewers Retail, because you think it has more alcohol than what's sold in the US buy cheese buy fireworks eat at a Chinese restaurant attend the "Canadian Ballet" buy gasoline (in the early 1980s) buy clogs (in the late 1970s) You still call most businesses and institutions by names that they were known twenty or more years ago, for instance: Bon-Ton "AM&A's" Ralph Wilson Stadium "Rich Stadium" Dunn Tire Park "North Americare Park" or "Pilot Field" Kauffman's "Hengerer's" Quality Markets "Bells," or worse, "Loblaws" Buffalo State College "State Teacher's" Daemen College "Rosary Hill" Medaille College "St. Joe's Teacher's College" Adelphia Cable "Courier Cable" or "International Cable" Super Flea "GEX" Half of your friends moved to Charlotte, North Carolina and the rest went to Raleigh. You call an apartment a "flat". You have a favorite Greek "family" restaurant. Your mother still has an old metal "charge plate" in her purse. You see apartments listed in the Buffalo News classifieds by church parish and you know where all of them are. You use the word "the" before the numbers of expressways, like "the 290," "the 90," "the 400" and so on. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian. You save Canadian change to use at toll booths and parking meters. You've held a "waveathon" at four way stop intersections ("No, you go...") When someone speaks of a "family restaurant," you think of names like "The Olympus," "The Acropolis," and "The Agean," not Denny's. You can tell what part of town someone is from their accent. Especially dat der Chickatavaga town der, an' de freggin' Wesside. You ever feasted on these treats: real chicken wings (not "Buffalo wings") real beef on weck -- and you call it "beef on wick" real pizza, with no crust, cut lengthwise into strips real horseradish charcoal broiled hot dogs Niagara Street clams pierogies, golabkis, kapustas and kielbasa placek Weber's mustard Texas hots St Joseph's Day bread twice baked double cheese potatoes ... and washed it down with: Genesee Cream Ale, in a 16 ounce bottle ('da pounder) loganberry juice Vernor's Old Vienna Visniak or Black Rock pop You slam on the brakes and slow to a crawl whenever you see the "Village of Kenmore" sign. You compare ice scrapers with your buddies. You watch Canadian television, just so you can see United States network shows a day or two earlier than they would appear in the States. You make only $25,000 a year, but can still afford a nice single family house in the suburbs. You break out the shades and shorts when the temperature goes higher than 50 for the first time of the year. You can actually taste the difference between Molson, Labatts and Old Vienna. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny Cream Ale and a bucket of wings. Your pockets are filled with old Metro Rail tickets. You flinch when you hear the words "wide right!" You think of a high school, not a cartoon, when you hear references to "South Park." Your house has a "Florida room" and an above ground swimming pool. You think driving is better in the winter, because the potholes are filled in with snow. You think Amherst residents are snobs -- but say you're from there to impress members of the opposite sex. Your grocery shopping list includes rock salt. You go "hshhhhhh" whenever a story about a fire or the Bills appears on the news. You can make coins land perfectly in the toll basket at 20 MPH or higher. You know what "wind chill factor" and "lake effect snow" means. You grew up watching The Uncle Bobby Show, The Beachcombers, The King of Kensington, Mister Dressup, The Friendly Giant and Sesame Street in French ("un, deux, trois ..."). You think Halloween lasts for two days. You think it's perfectly acceptable to take a day off work on: Dyngus Day St. Joseph's Day St. Patrick's Day St. Stanislaus Day Ash Wednesday the Monday after a Bills victory You use your garage as the living room during the summer, putting a big screen over where the overhead door would be. You can recite Metro Rail announcements from memory (Theatre station last stop in the free fare zone - screescreescreescree). You still go to all the neighborhood and ethnic festivals and "old home days," even though all of them are really the same. You know more than three women named "Joanne." Your next door neighbor has a huge sign on their lawn reading "Abortion is Murder." You know the punchline to the joke "What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?" You ever lived in a one bedroom apartment that had a huge dining room, but a tiny bedroom that could barely hold a twin bed. You know the lyrics to: "You Know We're Gonna' Win That Cup" The Bills "Shout" song Any song by Rush or Moxy Fruvous "Talkin' Proud" The Canadian national anthem The "Tops never stops saving you more" jingle The Sattler's "998 Broadway" jingle, even if you weren't alive when the department store chain was still in business You ever made up lyrics to go along with the Eyewitness News theme song. ("Way more fires, way more death, Irv's gonna' watch the ... city burn!") You have gotten into fights over topics like: Malecki vs Sahlen vs Wardynski vs Shelly vs Redlinski (wieners) Anchor Bar vs Duff's (chicken wings) Bocce Club vs Leonardi's (pizza) Tops vs Wegmans (supermarkets) the fastest way to drive to Washington, DC You watch reruns of the Paul McGuire Show on the Empire Sports Network in May. You move to Charlotte, and you get a satellite dish just to watch the Empire Sports Network. You have seen all the real TV shows SCTV sketches are based on. You know SCTV material as well as, if not better than, Monty Python sketches. You go to Niagara Falls for the outlet shopping and the Italian food, not the Falls itself. You spend hours planning drives to avoid toll booths. You think the characters on the Saturday Night Live "Da' Bears" skits eat lightly. Your snowblower has more horsepower than your car -- and you use it about as often. You ever sarchastically said "Fun? Wow!" Your personal ad in the Buffalo News mentions preferences such as "Polish," "Italian" or "Irish." One of your friends claims to have gone to McKinley High School with a Goo Goo Doll, or Performing Arts with Ani DiFranco. You can identify neighborhoods by smell alone. You think "Lesbos" is yet another new Greek family restaurant on Elmwood Avenue. You have more than one shovel in your garage. You consider a drive that is more than 25 minutes excruciatingly long. Your car has more rust than exposed paint. You stocked up on Malecki hot dogs after you heard the company was going out of business. You have ever gotten a speeding ticket on the Youngmann Expressway ("Da' Tooninney") -- but still drive insanely fast on it. You move to Charlotte, and say the following to your new friends: "back home, ya'cud get a case of Labatts fer twelve bucks!" "back home, ya'cud get a house like this fer only 80K!" "back home, ya'cud get a large cheese and pepperoni pizza fer seven bucks!" "back home, da' bars close at four in da' morning!" "you call dis snow?" "you call dis cold?" "you call dis a supermarket?" "you call dese wings?" "you call dis pizza?" "you call dis Italian food?" "you call dese taxes high?" "you call dese gas prices high?" "they're closing the schools for dis?" "no, I didn't ferget ta' wash my face -- aincha' ever heard of Ash Wednesday?" You have never been to New York City. You ever lived at a place where the address included "upper," "lower," "front" or "rear." You take real chicken wings, hot dogs and pizza back down to Charlotte after a visit home to Buffalo. You add an apostrophe-s to the names of most businesses - Blockbuster's, Rite Aid's, Olive Garden's (not that you would eat there), Wal-Mart's, Target's, and so on. You don't let a blinding snowstorm stop you from driving 70 MPH down the Kensington during rush hour. You hate Genesee Cream Ale, but somehow begin to crave it after you move to Charlotte. You never put away the winter clothes. You ever used a hairdryer to get into your car. You ever fell asleep waiting for the light to change at the intersection of Niagara Falls Boulevard and Sheridan Drive. You live on a street that: changes names at every block has a very "ethnic" sounding name isn't plowed until spring is bumpier than a jeep trail in the high Rockies You think the idea of "California pizza" is as sacrilegious as cheering on the Miami Dolphins. You ever lived in a house or apartment where the bedrooms and bathroom are directly off the kitchen. You watch the Bills on TV with the sound turned down, and the radio turned to the game. Your car ever appeared to be salt white. You ask the person who does the weather on the 11:00 PM Sunday broadcast of the Channel 2 news for their autograph when you spot him/her in the mall. You think that, when the traffic light turns from yellow to red, it means "make a really, really fast left hand turn." You ever said "not ninety-nine cents, not eighty-nine cents, but only FIFTY-NINE cents!" when referring to the price of an object. 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You ever were the victim of the "Genny screamers" or the "Labatts splats." You got frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend. You think "STOP," "SLOW" and "YIELD" signs are just suggestions. You think that, when the traffic light turns from yellow to red, it means "make a really, really fast left hand turn." You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd. You experience culture shock in Rochester. You give directions using long-closed or renamed restaurants and stores as landmarks. You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round. You still have old AM&As, Hengerer's, Hens & Kelly, LL Berger, Kleinhans, The Sample and Jenss gift boxes saved up for wrapping Christmas presents. You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round. You have a "winter car." You bake with soda and drink pop. You eat orange chocolate. You immediately change the channel when you hear the dreaded words "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner ..." 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Your parents ever threatened to send you to "Father Baker's." You call the Erie County Fair "da' Hamburg Fair." You think the wrong newspaper folded in the 1980s. You think you're paying outrageously high taxes to subsidize the New York City subway system. You think you're paying outrageously high electricity bills to subsidize cheap electricity in New York City. You think you're still paying tolls on the Thruway to subsidize repairs to expressways in New York City. You think you're paying 8% sales tax to subsidize welfare mothers in New York City. You ever played "armchair urban planner" by saying "all of Buffalo's problems would be solved if Main Street was reopened to cars." You watched the Friday night movie on Channel 25 when you were a teenager -- thinking that it was porn because it was in French, and you saw the occasional nipple. You have ever taken a date to a Chinese auction. You ever thought Frank Sinatra land banked property in Niagara Falls, with the intent of building a casino if/when gambling was made legal there. You got a DBS dish after you moved to Charlotte, just so you could still watch the Empire Sports Network. You have ever been shocked when you visited another city because: you thought everyplace was 90% Catholic you hardly ever heard a Polish or Italain surname you couldn't get a fish fry -- and the waitstaff had no idea what you were talking about all the pizzerias were chains all the restaurants seemed a bit too "fancy" the bars close "so early," at 2:00 AM you saw houses for sale with six digit price tags everything seemed so clean compared to "back home" everyone seemed so thin compared to "back home" you saw no cars with rust so many people were driving foreign cars and SUVs there wasn't a Tops or Wegmans You still have your "Whammy Weenie." The surname "Muffoletto" really doesn't sound funny to you. You still have your "We're Talking Proud!" button. You love the Genesee Cream Ale sign in Brice Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" video You found yourself amazed when you find out that Vermont and New York State share a long border. You were more amazed when you found out that Quebec borders New York State. You think that Canada lies west, not north of the United States. You threw a party when you found out Buffalo was keeping the 716 area code. You think Wegman's started off in Buffalo, and later expanded to Rochester. You think the best thing that can happen on the job is "disability." You think mullets and feathered hair are still in. You believe that you'll never go bald if you get a haircut on Good Friday. You've got an "SPCA brown dog" -- a German Shepherd mix, Doberman Pinscher mix or Rottweiler mix. You consider a marriage between parishoners of two different Catholicchurches to be a mixed marriage. 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Moe Williams and a 4th round pick for Henry? My thoughts are this is going to be a loooooooooooooong off season.

Yep, you said it.

Maybe he was going to the 7-11 to buy pampers. I'm sure it will be explained in next weeks episode.

You wanna smoke with the ole boy?

They really did a piss poor job with Madden this year. It wasn't as bad (glitchers) last year. The main reason I stopped playing was after the first real glitch was discovered. When you are on offense would could motion your guys around and it would wear down your defense so the had zero energy. The offense could then do anything they wanted to you and you couldn't stop it because you are dog tired. EA's solution to this was to turn off the fatigue level so nowbody gets tired. This is even cheesier because now a guy like me, who pounds they ball on a D to wear them out, is useless. The D never gets tired. After that, I never played again. I only play Socom II online.

There are different codes. I believe one was for unlimited lives the other was for 30 lives.