RickJames

God bless this guy, and an extra :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: to the players union.

Correct! What is with all the skipping going on? Follow the thread boys.

"I think I f-cked a squirrel to death and don't even remember"

Collateral

If he published it, I would buy it. Hands down.

Dude, you can't be serious. Have you ever heard the phrase "buffalo butt"? I certainly didn't make it up. Blue cheese did. Come live down south. It is night and day.

That is one thing I don't miss about WNY. The quality of the women.

So they want to gouge WNY for another 5% hike on cable prices and then announce this..........Hey Rigas, what did the five fingers say to the face?

What ever you are doing, STOP RIGHT NOW, pick up a phone and call One Bills Drive and let them know about your find!

Are you shitting me? She gets a chance to do Idol and then quits on day three because she is homesick? Give me a break. Welcome to the real world. A 21 year old mother acting like a 10 year old.

That was just bizzare. She was a reasonably attractive girl. Then they rolled out her husband. Did you see the looks on the judges faces when that dude walked in? Skinny little balding white dude with a baseball cap 2 sizes too small, who looks like he just came off of a 2 month bender. Classic.

In other exciting news I drove my car to work today. wow.

That was also on my short list. I wasn't sure how many folks would remember that one.

He has been number 3 on the depth cart all season. I don't think anything really happened. He blows, the coaches know it, and made him number 3.

I was having an arguement with a buddy of mine at work about which TV car would be the best. This is the top 4 in my opinion. I would personally go with Magnum's ride. It is timelessly cool.

I think any player who is the backup to Kordell Stewart should not be near ANY teams roster.

I can't believe that O'Reilly has the stones to talk crap about anyone nowadays. Everytime I see him now I think about that scene from the Sopranos with Ralphy & Janice. Talk about a guy living in a glass house.

Ed Kilgore & Great article. Gee, I wonder why this thread isn't getting any play.

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It Thursday and I need a bit of humor to make it the extra day. Anybody got any interesting CLEAN names for their equipment. Either self given or a name given to you by someone else. Personally I refer to mine as "The Crippler".

The easiest of all is switch the N and M keys on their keyboard. The worst one I ever did I still feel bad about to this day. I was working part time while going to school for a parts wholesaler. There were about 8 of us in the sales department and we CONSTANTLY harrassed each other to no end. Shrinking wrapping cubicles, rearranging desks, getting the lights on guys in the crapper and then bombarding them with wet papertowels. It was endless. Here is the worst one though... There was a guy who worked in the warehouse who was a SOB toughguy. Everybody has worked with one so just picture him. So the guy who sat in the cube next to mine along with me hatched a plan. We went out in the warehouse and got a giant piece of heavy duty cardboard along with a wire hangers from the coat rack. We proceeded to fashion a giant male organ complete with sack and ran a straightened coat hanger through it for ridgity. I would guess it was about 4 feet long. At 4:55 on friday we ran out and attached it to the back of his 1980 caddy using packing tape, then got in our cars and waited. Sure enough at 5:00 buddy comes out hops in his ride and takes off. We followed him for about a mile, crying from laughter as people driving around him were honking, laughing and pointing in horror. We went home and figured he would see it when he got home. Monday roles around and the SOB is at work but he is being very somber. I start a conversation with him hoping to learn the fate of "the member". He tells me that after worked he headed over to the bar until 2 in the morning. While he was at the bar some SOB attached a giant "unit" to the back of his car and he didn't notice. On his drive home a cop pulled him over, curious about the giant shlong on the back of his ride. Guy ended up getting a DWI. I still feel bad to this day. Kinda.

You sir, are my new hero.

If you want the harsh reality of it here it is. Just because a coworker or any girl talks to you on a daily basis doesn't mean they like you. You are bordering on being the "creepy guy" if you keep pushing it. Chicks aren't looking for a best friend. They are looking for a conquest. They want the unattainable. Thats why they go after bad boys and a-holes. They think THEY are the ones that can tame them. My advice for the future, move on, grow a set, and don't try and be their best friend.

You can practice all you want. You can watch all the film you want. Nothing prepares a player like actually playing. The QB position is the toughest to learn. Most QBs are not worth a turd until their 3rd year at the earliest.

I once made Charlie Murphy cry.