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Photo #1: Guy all the way in the background has "Flawless Minor Victory" written all over his face. :lol: His wife will just have to eat this one.

 

Photo #2: (Going for the obvious, but, not much to work with) "Look me in the eye, and tell me you are done with other women, Vladimir. I don't mind the other men, so long as they join us."

 

Photo #3.: "Yes the principal is secure...but my ankle is TWISTED! Whose stupid idea was it to issue brand new dress shoes?"

 

And...

 

Nickolai found, as he averted his eyes, that he enjoyed the caress of the girl's breasts. They tickled his nose as he tackled her. After all, he had done a good job at his job, so what could she really say this time? But, his mother's rebukes were sure to come anyway, making him suffer hours of humiliation in trade for a moment's pleasure. Nevertheless, this was enough for today. Even though he was in his 40's and greying rapidly, he knew his mother could not live forever. As he lay down that night, he began thinking of that caress. He wondered aloud, daring to be lurid within earshot of his mother, "I bet that's what Olga's breasts feel like". As he drifted off to sleep, he resolved not to ignore the cafe cashier's eyes on him tomorrow. Tomorrow he would conquer.

 

Photo #4: "Of course I'm pissed. I have socks on my teeth, and I can taste them. See? Free dental means nothing in socialist paradise. We only make 50 US a month, and I ain't spending that on toothpaste, you ignorant American." She slaps you, but says "Now kiss me. You love it. You want to marry me, don't you? Talk to Sergei....he has paper for you to sign."

Edited by OCinBuffalo
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