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"Ok, it's 1st and 10. First drive if the game. Leodis had a great return to get us to the Stl. Louis 24 yard line. Get back here Fitz, in gonna punt the ball and pin then deep. This is going to be a close game and I want to win the field position battle now while we are still tied. Trust me, it'll come back to us later in a big way. "

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Hey Fitz, remember, at the first point of distress, put your head down; and NOT downfield where the receivers are trying to get open for you. Just run around like a chicken with a noodle arm and its head cut off.

 

Chan to himself as Fitz saunters away: god I hope he screws this up like he always does. What else do I have to do to get fired around here.

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"Go tell CJ to come out."

 

"Why?"

 

"He's winded."

 

"No he's not. He hasn't been on the field in over ten minutes."

 

"Well.... it's Fred's turn."

 

"Fred was just in for seven plays."

 

"They're going to load up the box on us!"

 

"So, then let's get CJ one on one with a linebacker and he'll take it to the house!"

 

"He's got eight carries already. Boy's tired."

 

"He's averaging over six and a half yards a carry, Coach!"

 

"It's fourth down just inside their 30."

 

"So?"

 

"That means we need max protection. We need Fred."

 

"It's fourth and two inches."

 

"Good. Perfect time to go five wide!"

 

"Are you insane? I can sneak it for two damn inches!"

 

"Wait, what's that whistle for?"

 

"For the love of god, Coach. They just called us for delay of game!"

 

"Okay, then. Let's get the punt team out there."

 

"But, Rian can nail this one. We need the points, Coach!"

 

"Nope." It's a 51 yarder. If it was 50, I'd send him out there. HUGE difference that yard."

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