The Big Cat Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 You mean football isn't a birth rite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS 56 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 So are you the oldest or youngest brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 "You really think tweeting your HIV test results is worse than shooting yourself in the leg??? Come on, man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 "The Super Bowl winning quarterbacks from back-to-back Super Bowls XLVI and XLVII having a chat...." The winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 "You get 'em fixated on your eyes, like this, and then they don't even notice that you're loading up to B word-slap 'em with your right hand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 No.... see you and Tim play in New jersey... I've got one word for you.....plastics. or What do I have to do to put you in a beard today? a beard will help you with that vacant look you always have......yeah that one. it will also help you look older than 12 No seriously Eli... stop staring at my beard. Did you know I went to Harvard? "You really think tweeting your HIV test results is worse than shooting yourself in the leg??? Come on, man!" Nice job fellas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 So what's the biggest steak you ever ate in Texas? And, can you prove it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 So that's why Harvard's better than Ole Miss. Oxford Mississippi isn't The real Oxford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan in n.h Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 want to know what a "dirty sanchez" is??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAWNDO Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) "You really think tweeting your HIV test results is worse than shooting yourself in the leg??? Come on, man!" Edited May 25, 2012 by BRAWNDO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBiker Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Eli's thought "I dont know what this dude is saying, I can not stop looking at his beard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpperDeck Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 "No, seriously. Roscoe was only about this tall and they expected me to get him the ball?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice_32 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 "You really think tweeting your HIV test results is worse than shooting yourself in the leg??? Come on, man!" Haha, Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
please stop the pain Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) ok let me explain this again We make exactly the same amount of money. Sure you make 15 mil a year, but you have to play 5 more games than I do. Have you seen the weather in Buffalo? No way am I gonna be playing there in January. Edited May 25, 2012 by please stop the pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsnut Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 OK...so let me get this straight.....you shave EVERY day?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talley56 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 We're the only two quarterbacks that can beat the Patriots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 QB for the Bills? No kidding. I would have guessed the lead in Teen Wolf Too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turftoe Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 "No, really, my dad had nothing to do with my decision to come to Buffalo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTO Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 How did i get a big salary? I have to tell you that Fred is a lifesaver. Can't tell you how many times he bailed me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan4Life420 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 you better leave eli mr dareus is on his way and he is very hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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