ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 To update: * * * All in all it was a great time, great company. . . . Is her name Kimberly Pruitt? http://www.theonion.com/articles/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friends,11473/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 It's been more than a month, and you still haven't played "hide the bratwurst" with her yet? What the hell is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 It's been more than a month, and you still haven't played "hide the bratwurst" with her yet? What the hell is wrong with you? I think he plays for the "other" team. That's the only logical explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 It's been more than a month, and you still haven't played "hide the bratwurst" with her yet? What the hell is wrong with you? Since Poojer is in the Philly area also, maybe he should swoop in and show the kid how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 1334372655[/url]' post='2436518']Since Poojer is in the Philly area also, maybe he should swoop in and show the kid how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 Moving forward with trepidation! Found out that her late husband killed himself 5 years ago. Really not in any position to be aggressive. One of the few times where I am letting the lady dictate the pace. I told myself that it would take 3 dates before there was any headway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Moving forward with trepidation! Found out that her late husband killed himself 5 years ago. Really not in any position to be aggressive. One of the few times where I am letting the lady dictate the pace. I told myself that it would take 3 dates before there was any headway. I get the feeling that you know this isn't a good situation but your determined to follow it to its ugly end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Moving forward with trepidation hesitation, fluctuation, oscillation, masturbation but no matriculation or ejaculation! Found out that her late husband killed himself 5 years ago Sad. Really not in any position looking for excuses to not be aggressive. One of the few times where I am letting the lady dictate the pace Insert full of baloney sentence here. I told myself that it would take 3 dates before there was any headway but at this pace it will take a sideways 8 worth of dates. I have edited the post to show you how others read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Why do you think she passed on the invite to come in...she had to catch the poojer express.... :-) Since Poojer is in the Philly area also, maybe he should swoop in and show the kid how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Why do you think she passed on the invite to come in...she had to catch the poojer express.... :-) Is that the one that leaves every 30 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Is that the one that leaves every 30 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Is that the one that leaves every 30 seconds? oh man LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Moving forward with trepidation! Found out that her late husband killed himself 5 years ago. Really not in any position to be aggressive. One of the few times where I am letting the lady dictate the pace. I told myself that it would take 3 dates before there was any headway. Is her last name Carradine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I have edited the post to show you how others read it. Outstanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Any updates on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Any updates on this? Unless it involves a bottle of Jergens and a dirty magazine then probably nothing going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Any updates on this? Ground up and in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Why do they keep changing the names of stuff? When I was your age we just called it head. Repeat after me..... Oh wait, you already did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 If you can't get in there by 3 dates move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Depending on how old the girl was when this started he may have to try to get some in her remaining lucid moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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