ieatcrayonz Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I hope bigfatjerk is happy he ruined my day by insighting all you comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 How did Uncle Eugene meet his end? Maybe he's still under the couch and no one bothered to look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I'm sorry I missed a comma there grammar king. Why not punish me by mocking the death of one of my relatives? How about great uncle Julius? He was a great man. It was a shame he died from an overdose of vitamin C. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Julius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Somewhere out there Booster is outraged at this callous mockery of death. And family! See what happens when the moral guardians are absent? Barbaric debauchery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 He was a great man. It was a shame he died from an overdose of vitamin C. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Julius Hardy har har jerk. Remember that everyone will die some day and hope that people will not mock you. I knew this guy Alec who owned a business that never had to worry about a lack of customer supply. The business was a funeral home. Guess what, Alec eventually became his own customer. Why not mock him too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 So he was taken out of the "Gene" pool? Wow, what an ass. It's common knowledge that Gene couldn't swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Wow, what an ass. It's common knowledge that Gene couldn't swim. Gene drowned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Gene drowned? Yeah,and he prayed all the way to the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Hardy har har jerk. Remember that everyone will die some day and hope that people will not mock you. I knew this guy Alec who owned a business that never had to worry about a lack of customer supply. The business was a funeral home. Guess what, Alec eventually became his own customer. Why not mock him too? He might have never had to worry about a lack of customer supply but he wasn't very good with repeat customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Maybe he's still under the couch and no one bothered to look? He said he died, he didn't say he was lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I remember Brian Temple. I miss him. He was drinking like a lot of kids his age and got crazy and jumped from the third floor and missed the swimming pool by a few inches. Well, the body is a temple................. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Gene drowned? Unlike Brian Temple, he didn't miss the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Unlike Brian Temple, he didn't miss the pool. So let me get this right: Brian Temple died because he missed the Gene pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 So let me get this right: Brian Temple died because he missed the Gene pool? No, Brian, Julius and Gene all died to keep Alec in business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverdude Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203471004577140413041646048.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop Wow, and big government really just got going 100 years ago and has been getting bigger every year, as we have been so much wealthier. How about that Just think what It could have been without Big Government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 (edited) No, Brian, Julius and Gene all died to keep Alec in business. I hope you are all proud of yourselves especially the fat slob instigator. When someone in your family dies, I will not stoop to your level. I'm glad I didn't get into it even deeper because you would all still be jerks. There are more I remember and more I could have mentioned, than words I could type in this thread. But I fear they're watching; and fearing you laughing and everyone just piling on. Edited January 31, 2012 by ieatcrayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Well, the body is a temple................. . In the immortal words of the great sage Gene Frenkle Earl Sweatshirt, "her body is a temple; I don't give a !@#$ I'm atheist." Edited February 1, 2012 by LeviF91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I hope you are all proud of yourselves especially the fat slob instigator. When someone in your family dies, I will not stoop to your level. I'm glad I didn't get into it even deeper because you would all still be jerks. There are more I remember and more I could have mentioned, than words I could type in this thread. But I fear they're watching; and fearing you laughing and everyone just piling on. While these other callus soles don't feel for you I'm sure Lyle Lovett and Jim Carroll feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 While these other callus soles don't feel for you I'm sure Lyle Lovett and Jim Carroll feel your pain. I love walking all over people, callous sole that I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 In the immortal words of the great sage Gene Frenkle Earl Sweatshirt, "her body is a temple; I don't give a !@#$ I'm atheist." Apparently Frenkle drowned in a pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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