Just Jack Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Jenny McCarthy is looking for love on Match.com While at the American Music Awards on Sunday, Playboy's Miss October 1993 revealed on the red carpet that she's joined the popular dating website in hopes of finding "a man's man." ... "It's so hard out here [in Los Angeles]. The guys are like chicks out here," McCarthy told Radar Online. "There's no real guy guys, so maybe importing from somewhere will be smart. Anyone not from L.A. I think." ... She elaborated to Access Hollywood that she's from Chicago, "where guys eat meat and potatoes. They don't know what a vegetarian means. Out here, they want to borrow my makeup and concealer. I want to bring a little bit of importing into my life hopefully, and look for guys outside of L.A." ... "I don't care if they have a big nose. I don't care if they're bald. Just really sweet and [someone] who's a perfect reflection of who I am now," she told Access Hollywood. "They have to have a job. I'd like them to at least be able to buy dinners and stuff like that. That is important." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I guess vaccinating my kids puts me out of the running...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I'm not putting my dick anywhere Jim Carrey's been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I was married to a jenny(actually jennifer) mccarthy for 17 years....yeah....i'll pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I'm not putting my dick anywhere Jim Carrey's been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Eh, she's okay. Now if Kelly Hu became single, THAT would get me excited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I'm not putting my dick anywhere Jim Carrey's been. I have some news for you........ ......actually Ennifer has some news for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) I have some news for you........ ......actually Ennifer has some news for you. I've been over this with Ennifer. Well, you know how it is talking to her. Like pulling teeth. Through a number of confounding context clues, my personal interpretation of the situation is that a life size promotional cardboard cut-out of Jim Carrey from "Liar Liar" fell on top of her at the movie's premiere. So moved was Ennifer by the film that she mistakenly remembers making love to him. Edited November 22, 2011 by SageAgainstTheMachine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I've been over this with Ennifer. Well, you know how it is talking to her. Like pulling teeth. Through a number of confounding context clues, my personal interpretation of the situation is that a life size promotional cardboard cut-out of Jim Carrey from "Liar Liar" fell on top of her at the movie's premiere. So moved was Ennifer by the film that she mistakenly remembers making love to him. well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) I've been over this with Ennifer. Well, you know how it is talking to her. Like pulling teeth. Through a number of confounding context clues, my personal interpretation of the situation is that a life size promotional cardboard cut-out of Jim Carrey from "Liar Liar" fell on top of her at the movie's premiere. So moved was Ennifer by the film that she mistakenly remembers making love to him. Did you see the movie where the Sabres won the Stanley Cup? I didn't think so. Neither did anyone else. I think they messed around in that. Edited November 22, 2011 by ieatcrayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Did you see the movie where the Sabres won the Stanley Cup? I didn't think so. Neither did anyone else. I think they messed around in that. Bruce The Mighty. Now that you mention it, Ennifer would sometimes tell me "Make the moon come closer. Bruce made the moon come closer." I'm still not worried, though. The guy's a Canadian so I doubt he'd have been smart enough to close the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I guess vaccinating my kids puts me out of the running...... LOL! Post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Bruce The Mighty. Now that you mention it, Ennifer would sometimes tell me "Make the moon come closer. Bruce made the moon come closer." I'm still not worried, though. The guy's a Canadian so I doubt he'd have been smart enough to close the deal. Good point about Carrey but when Ennifer is on the warpath she wouldn't know the difference between a Canadian, a reptilian and any device requiring batteries. You should know that by now. Anyway, there is still time to stay away from McCarthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I'm not putting my dick anywhere Jim Carrey's been. And yet many men would love a shot at Angelina Jolie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 If I vaccinate my cattle does that ruin my chanes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 If I vaccinate my cattle does that ruin my chanes? Is Bovine Autism a joke to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Is Bovine Autism a joke to you? actually, kind of...it would be funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 actually, kind of...it would be funny! Cows that don't moo probably wouldn't taste any different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Cows that don't moo probably wouldn't taste any different... And who says they really actually do see colors, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Cows that don't moo probably wouldn't taste any different... They taste awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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