Smears Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 syllables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Make a Bills Haiku... Who the heck are you to ask Make your own Haiku Just kiddin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 we sold a receiver named lee for a measly old four, not a three when we had Evans our receivers were heaven we also dumped Poz luz knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louie Armstrong Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 'Roids at the border Scared by a false reporter Pat likes Peter Pan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Cheap, so very cheap! Ralphie bends us all over Who cares about fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 we sold a receiver named lee for a measly old four, not a three when we had Evans our receivers were heaven we also dumped Poz luz knee LOL! There is one 'crayonz' Some take him at face value Old posters find laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark80 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 (edited) we sold a receiver named lee for a measly old four, not a three when we had Evans our receivers were heaven we also dumped Poz luz knee Pretty good, but that's a limerick, not a haiku. Edited August 24, 2011 by Mark80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloWest Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 syllables. The Bills are quite lame Yes This much I know Yet I waste countless hours following them Im a Buffalo Junkie and the Bills provide the BLOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCBoston Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I can't remember The last Bills post-season game Nor can my liver (And for the record, yes, I can actually remember the game but I choose to ignore it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smears Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 My Buffalo Bills Leave my heart always broken Why So Serious? PS Like the Limerick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 There was an online of the Bills They made the fans want to run for the hills when will they fork out the Bills for a tackle that wont turn like the mills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Season yet to start Wheels already coming off Playoffs? Not this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Overdorf rules now Buddy is just a puppet Ralph counts his money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 CJ is Starting because of his potential when Freddy had all of the credential The gimmicks are making me question.. Buddy Nix's and Gaileys election When will this team give us some affection and stop making us feel like we have an infection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Maybin, too wimpy. Big bad Marcell, now gimpy. Ralph, way too skimpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cocktosten Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Buddy Nix's plan Draft scatback pass on OT Bell is not Peters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Gritty Area Bitter Cold, Bitter Fans Love Despair, Self-Loathing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills1960 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 We signed Nick Barnett. We got Kirk Morrison too. Now like the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I don't care Bills fans I just want all your money Signed, old Ralph Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FistingBot Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Praise for bad signings... Wilson counting his millions... Hockey season yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Kelly bomb to Reed Bledsoe, Moulds thump New England Distant memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Bills suck bills suck bills Suck bills suck bills suck bills suck Wide right bills suck suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Bills suck bills suck bills Suck bills suck bills suck bills suck Wide right bills suck suck Winner. It's almost a bitter tone poem and should be a hit on the poetry slam circut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Simpson wall of shame Miserly Ralph makes us lame Sunday bills lose game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Doomed to suckitude. That's the life of a Bills fan. I can't walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Moses Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Many years we lose Glory days are long ago New unis look good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Doomed to suckitude. That's the life of a Bills fan. I can't walk away. 1st runner up: Really captures the essence of our lives as Bills fans. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 ten and 6 maybe? 2 and fourteen more likely sorry, it's the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smears Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Shoot interception! its going, going wide right! No! Another sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Traded, Benched, Deceived, Scrambled Bills Offense Cries Out Mightily Bearded One Must Survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBaroo Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Pretty good, but that's a limerick, not a haiku. The Ghost of Todd Collins by I.P. Freely There once was a man from Nantucket, He never wanted to see J.P. Tuck it, So he asked for Trent, All the $ it did went, And now we have a Harvard QB who can't chuck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 There once was a man from Harvard Who could throw a ball the length of the barnyard Until one day he became a Bill And the long pass was no longer a thrill And the offense became more and more backward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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