Jack D. Ripper Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If the two words, "Friggin Lonnie" run through your mind every time you see the #84... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wei 44 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you have a football signed by OJ (who graciously had the football signed by other players when asked for his signature in early 70s) proudly[?] displayed in your office, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you find yourself at the stadium in December and it's -26, and you're drinking a cold beer- you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you pull out a foot pump to inflate your officially licensed easy chair every Sunday morning, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 1. If you get more excited about new jerseys than you do the upcoming season, you might be a Bills fan. 2. If you think the music city miracle was a forward pass, you might be a Bills fan. 3. If you still argue about who was better, Fluite or Johnson, you might be a Bills fan. 4. If you find yourself conflicted between blaming Ralph Wilson for everything while at the same time feeling grateful he kept your team in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. 5. If you find yourself watching the wide right kick on Super Bowl highlights wishing for it to go in, you might be a Bills fan. 6. If you check this board more than 10 times a day, you might be a Bills fan. 7. If you constantly worry about your team leaving town for LA or Toronto, you might be a Bills fan. 8. If you talk more about players from the past than current players, you might be a Bills fan. 9. If you consider the name Dick Jauron a curse word, you might be a Bills fan. Feel free to add to this list. 10. If you even think there is a chance that Ryan Fitzpatrick can actually be a top notch NFL QB you are a Bills fan. 11. If you watch a tape of Super Bowl era Bills games way too often to offset the terrible team from the past decade and a half. 12. If you go to training camp every year and honestly think to yourself "this is the year they turn it around" when the rest of the country knows it will be no different and they will suck, you are a Bills fan. 13. When close losses are a major accomplishment and source of excitement for you, you are a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you've ever had to go through 5 layers of clothing just to get to your wiener for a piss, you just might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you live 10 minutes from the Dolphin training facility and still cheer for the Bills, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills44 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you live 10 minutes from the Dolphin training facility and still cheer for the Bills, you might be a Bills fan. you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you pass on 40 yard line seats on opening day for the Giants game because the Bills are on TV, you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If you know who Yonel Jordain is, you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastRochBillsfan Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) If you have a pair of red, white, and blue zubas somewhere in your house that you can't seem to toss, you're a Bills fan. If, when on a cruise to Cozumel,Mexico and the Bills are playing Miami on Monday night football and you tell your girlfriend to go dancing without you so you can watch the game, you might be a bills fan (yes I did this) If you leave your 3 year old child and her mother to finish their vacation without you in Bar Harbor Maine, and take a little 2 prop airplane that has no right to fly, back home to catch the season opener against Pittsburgh, you just might be a Bills fan. (yep, did this one too) If you were one of many in a particular corner at the Ralph to scream Leonerd (sp?), Leonerd over and over again, you might be a Bills fan. (leonerd smith of course) This is fun. I'll have to think of more later! Props to the op! Edited June 1, 2011 by EastRochBillsfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 1. If you get more excited about new jerseys than you do the upcoming season, you might be a Bills fan. - Doesn't matter what they wear, just show me the W's! 2. If you think the music city miracle was a forward pass, you might be a Bills fan. - IT WAS DEFINITELY A FORWARD PASS!!! 3. If you still argue about who was better, Fluite or Johnson, you might be a Bills fan. - Flutie, hands down! 4. If you find yourself conflicted between blaming Ralph Wilson for everything while at the same time feeling grateful he kept your team in Buffalo, you might be a Bills fan. 5. If you find yourself watching the wide right kick on Super Bowl highlights wishing for it to go in, you might be a Bills fan. - Guilty. 6. If you check this board more than 10 times a day, you might be a Bills fan. 7. If you constantly worry about your team leaving town for LA or Toronto, you might be a Bills fan. 8. If you talk more about players from the past than current players, you might be a Bills fan. 9. If you consider the name Dick Jauron a curse word, you might be a Bills fan. - Dick is a four letter word. He is currently where he belongs - a db coach. He had no business try to impersonate a HC. Feel free to add to this list. - If you were frustrated with thre straight 7-9 seasons followed by a 6-10 season, BUT optimistic following a 4-12 season, you might be a Bills fan. - If you've shelled out $1,668.00 to DirecTV since 2000 for the privilege of watching your team go 70 - 106, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 If, when on a cruise to Cozumel,Mexico and the Bills are playing Miami on Monday night football and you tell your girlfriend to go dancing without you so you can watch the game, you might be a bills fan (yes I did this) If you leave your 3 year old child and her mother to finish their vacation without you in Bar Harbor Maine, and take a little 2 prop airplane that has no right to fly, back home to catch the season opener against Pittsburgh, you just might be a Bills fan. (yep, did this one too) - If you were frustrated with thre straight 7-9 seasons followed by a 6-10 season, BUT optimistic following a 4-12 season, you might be a Bills fan. - If you've shelled out $1,668.00 to DirecTV since 2000 for the privilege of watching your team go 70 - 106, you might be a Bills fan. Now we're going from fairly generic indicators to highly personal ones. Okay here's another. If you're at your daughter's wedding in Budapest and duck out of social festivities to pay the hotel $30 for internet service to watch a crappy stream of the Bills losing to the Green Bay Packers 34-7, you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 If your eye starts to twitch when you hear "wide right" in any context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjt328 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 - If you get the urge to boo the dolphins when you visit an aquarium, you might be a Bills fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeBill Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 If you see people like Brian Orapko, Michael Oher, Haloti Ngata, and Darrell Revis as players, "who were supposed to be Bills!" If you have ALREADY decided that you hate (or love) the new uniforms. (Only 23 days away folks!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 If you ever find a nice local pub owned by someone originally from Buffalo, and that pub isn't very crowded so they always put the Bills' game on the biggest screen directly over the bar with sound, and the next season the huge local Jets fan club decides to make this particular pub their home base and commandeer that TV, and you make a special effort to be there for the Bills v. Jets game that year and your significant other won't go with you because you've been known to say things like "Little guys get in groups, big guys single file," and you tell the guy who wants to wave the Jets flag on the landing above a crowd of 50 or so obnoxious Jets fans that he can wave his silly flag all day long but it will be a cold day in _____ before you will step aside to let him do it front and center where you happen to be standing - - - you might be a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastRochBillsfan Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Now we're going from fairly generic indicators to highly personal ones. Okay here's another. If you're at your daughter's wedding in Budapest and duck out of social festivities to pay the hotel $30 for internet service to watch a crappy stream of the Bills losing to the Green Bay Packers 34-7, you might be a Bills fan. Nice. And I bet u watched till the bitter end too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappy Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 If you still believe in a winning season with Ralph as the owner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spillerhighlife Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 If whenever and wherever you hear the shout song you must join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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