Jack D. Ripper

Tell Bessie to put down the scones and get in the gym. Television is a visual medium.

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Sources at One Bills Drive whisper that Michael Jasper will model the new uniform while standing atop the Field House swatting at clouds of circling biplanes.

If the two words, "Friggin Lonnie" run through your mind every time you see the #84...

That is a GREAT idea. IIRC 1LT Kalsu was killed serving with an 8inch howitzer battery at FSB RIPCORD in the A Shau Valley in 1970. That was a brutal month long siege / slugfest - a type of Khe Sanh in miniature. Renaming The Ralph to Kalsu Field would be a fitting and appropriate tribute. How would you get something like that started?

You nailed it! Moving Maybin to OLB is an attempt to salvage something from a wasted pick and millions in lost $. He is going to have to work his everlovin' tail off just to get on the field. If he brings some value as a pass rusher he has a chance to stick but he hasn't been able to get that done yet. You can't hide an OLB that plays flat footed and can't cover. Maybe he and Erik Flowers can get together and open a bar.

He sucks - i.e. he is not worth the 9th pick...glad I could help. More to the point IF all the OTs are gone, there will be an outstanding D (front 7) player available. We have other needs and this is a weak year for QB's. This team is not going anywhere next year and the Bills will be drafting in the top 10 in 2011 (assuming there will be a 2011 NFL season) and the QB class looks promising next year. No need to reach for Claussen. Rebuild the lines and purge the roster.

We have a winner. Stink is calling it like he sees them. Tampa's ground game is to deal with.

Fine...whatever...I think the guys in the locker room know this already. Dick can go into "Us v. The World" mode after: He tells the D how they are going to stop Brady to Moss and tells the O how they are going to protect Edwards, control the pace of the game and score enough points to win. Give them a winning game plan that they can execute. Wow, what a concept. This team has never been prepared to take on the Pats*. If this pattern is repeated then all the spirited blather in the world won't change a thing.

Bills 0 - Pats* 24 at halftime Final Bills 10 - Pats* 38 It may be worse depending on how many points the Pats* want to ring up. They could score a TD every time they get the ball. If the Pats* get extra possessions as a result of this idiotic 3 & out no-huddle offense and if Brady plays the whole game they could score 8 touchdowns. I'm just glad it's the early game...

Well, for the sake of accuracy, you can count all the good looking girls in Boston with the fingers from one hand. Just sayin...

uh huh...The kool-aid stand is two blocks down. Pick up a packet of crazy on the way.

I'd take the Pats* and give you 17 points. It kills me to say it but I don't see how Edwards gets out of this game alive. 24-0 at half time 38 - 10 final. Brady will be playing catch with Moss all night. The Bills just don't have the talent to play these guys. Fire Modrack, Guy, Jauron and start from scratch.

If DJ gets the chop, how can you justify keeping Modrak, Guy and the rest of the front office people? I am no fan of DJ but the "football guys" aren't eaxctly filling this roster with talent. When DJ goes I think Brandon is going to hand out a few more pink slips. Burn down the barn, kill the rats and start from scratch.

This slander stopped being funny a long time ago. Read a book on the Battle of Verdun (start with Sir Alistar Horne's "The Price of Glory") and then tell me if you still think the French soldier is a coward.