Gotta Dream Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Correct.. he'd be a Fullback. Isn't he already a FB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 and a white lynch would not have been hanging out in compton with guns and marijuana in his car... No, he would be on Venice Beach with his very good friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If Lynch was white those gold teeth would look more retarded than they already do. And he probably would have hit that lady in the street with a truck or sports car, not the mercedes SUV or whatever it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Def either a fullback or a safety....... it's what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If Lynch was white those gold teeth would look more retarded than they already do. And he probably would have hit that lady in the street with a truck or sports car, not the mercedes SUV or whatever it was. ummm it was a Porsche Cayenne, idiot : ) haha...im joking....however, it was a Cayenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Lynch would have been a DE under Jauron if he was white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would be fast, not stupid fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 ummm it was a Porsche Cayenne, idiot : ) haha...im joking....however, it was a Cayenne I wasn't sure of the exact model, which is why I added "or whatever it was" I did know it was an expensive SUV that you don't normally see driving around the countryside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I wasn't sure of the exact model, which is why I added "or whatever it was" I did know it was an expensive SUV that you don't normally see driving around the countryside. I kno, I was just busting your chops...I think if he was white though he could theoretically still be driving a Cayenne, its a nice SUV obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Factoid; There hasn't been a white tailback taken in the first round since 1974, John Cappelletti. (Heisman Trophy winner out of Penn State) If Toby Gerhart is taken in the first round this year he'll be the first since then. (Source: March 15th 2010 TSN pg. 49) ETA: If Marshawn was white he'd spend a lot of time in a tanning booth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would for sure not be called "beast mode" He would not have those fancy dreadlocks He would have the same personality. Damn those kids and that rap music!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 and a white lynch would not have been hanging out in compton with guns and marijuana in his car... White Lynch in compton would have been carring that loaded gun instead of keeping it in his trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 He would also be a rarity since I don't think there are a lot of white RBs in the NFL. Why is that? PTR One thing is for sure... if he did play the position as a white man, he'd have "deceptive speed" ... but play with a lot of heart... perhaps even be considered a "high motor" guy. In other news... Keith Van Horn is the next Tom Gugliotta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 One thing is for sure... if he did play the position as a white man, he'd have "deceptive speed" ... but play with a lot of heart... perhaps even be considered a "high motor" guy. In other news... Keith Van Horn is the next Tom Gugliotta. I think he'd be a Ginger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I think he'd be a Ginger... Reminds me more of Mrs. Howell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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