XTC Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Can you finish this puzzler? A bell is a cup until.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 My farts really stink. Is there a pill I can take to make them not stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 If one of your employees misses an extended period of work with Spiral Vaginitis what should you tell your clients with whom he has had direct contact? Very direct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 On Earth or Pluto? Neither. On Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Second - Best pasta ever = Boil water - add pasta and cook. - Drain pasta and add 1 jar of Medium salsa. and 1 lb of cooked ground chicken. Hey! Who gave you my recipe for Salmonella Surprise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Who's better looking......you or your brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Why do Croutons come in air tight bags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTC Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 If Elmer jumps in the water, does he get wet or does the water get him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Did Oswald act alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide_right Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 what if 6 turned out to be 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 How much does one tablespoon of fluid deep inside a neutron star weigh ? Everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Should i really super-size it? That's what she said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Can you finish this puzzler? A bell is a cup until.....? ...I run it over with my car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 My farts really stink. Is there a pill I can take to make them not stink? Yes Arsenic - 5 times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 If this thread is Free Advice Tuesday and today is Wednesday, shouldn't this thread be finished? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Who's better looking......you or your brother? Take your pick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 If this thread is Free Advice Tuesday and today is Wednesday, shouldn't this thread be finished? I have travelled back in time but the damn server is slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 what if 6 turned out to be 9? Not possible because 7 ate 9 And i'm done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Why do some countries drive forward on the right side of the road, and others drive forward on the left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I missed yesterday. So I need to find out today how much wine is in the bottle that I drank on Tuesday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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