Ramius Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!! i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutting Drew With Dignity Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Sport it. Don't be a puss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I hope your aware that the only people who should ever have a hickey are 25 year old women with 4 teeth who smoke newport 100's. That being said... you may have to get into a terrible car accident and get a neck brace. The question is, when you go to work, and you have these marks, and so does she, isnt someone gonna put 2 and 2 together and get 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 You have got to be kidding me...hickeys? I am speechless..they were not cool when i was 13, let alone in my 20's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I hope your aware that the only people who should ever have a hickey are 25 year old women with 4 teeth who smoke newport 100's. That being said... you may have to get into a terrible car accident and get a neck brace. The question is, when you go to work, and you have these marks, and so does she, isnt someone gonna put 2 and 2 together and get 4? 126391[/snapback] They work at the same drive-in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Tell everyone you were at the Pistons game and Ron Artest beat you up (punching you in the neck repeatedly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 i laugh out loud and point if I ever see a person with a hickey...and it is usually at wal-mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 I hope your aware that the only people who should ever have a hickey are 25 year old women with 4 teeth who smoke newport 100's. That being said... you may have to get into a terrible car accident and get a neck brace. The question is, when you go to work, and you have these marks, and so does she, isnt someone gonna put 2 and 2 together and get 4? 126391[/snapback] nah, we dont work together, and the class we have together is cancelled this week due to thanksgiving...i am just going to look retarded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 Tell everyone you were at the Pistons game and Ron Artest beat you up (punching you in the neck repeatedly). 126400[/snapback] in theory, this is an excellent idea, but that still leaves me at a loss of how to explain the teeth marks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 in theory, this is an excellent idea, but that still leaves me at a loss of how to explain the teeth marks... 126442[/snapback] teeth marks? are you dating a wild animal? WTF, dude you need to get with ladies more often, if you are letting them give and you are giving hickeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest_ICE_* Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 It's passion fat-boy. At least he's not limp and dribbling down his leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 teeth marks? are you dating a wild animal? WTF, dude you need to get with ladies more often, if you are letting them give and you are giving hickeys 126445[/snapback] man, it wasnt like i sat there and planned it...we were both having a great time, and this was one of the results... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 man, it wasnt like i sat there and planned it...we were both having a great time, and this was one of the results... 126460[/snapback] I'll take: "Things BF's Parents Would Say" for $200 please, Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 This thread has cracked me up more than any other today...and there have been a lot of good ones today! Good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 good time???????????????????? teeth marks , welts, did you get your end wet ????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!! i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded... 126387[/snapback] You think you have it bad, how is your Mom going to explain the marks on her neck to your Dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VabeachBledsoefan Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!! i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded... 126387[/snapback] Peanutbutter and a comb...really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 You think you have it bad, how is your Mom going to explain the marks on her neck to your Dad? 126480[/snapback] hahahahaha great stuff rock that one almost made me piss myself i hafta explain it to the backers tomorrow, and my softball team this week...shes gotta explain it to mommy and daddy when she goes home for thanksgiving in a few days...cuz trust me, these things arent going away anytime soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Make-up. I've, um, heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 hahahahaha great stuff rock that one almost made me piss myself i hafta explain it to the backers tomorrow, and my softball team this week...shes gotta explain it to mommy and daddy when she goes home for thanksgiving in a few days...cuz trust me, these things arent going away anytime soon... 126491[/snapback] Almost? I'll have to do better next time. Glad you saw the humor. These days on the Wall you never know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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