Jerry Jabber Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 He's bringing Bozo The Clown as head coach, too. Frank Rizzo is my choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Step 1- Fire coach midseason and allow fans to dream of big hire like Cowher.... No matter what happens rest of the way the sheep are asleep and will follow your every move. It will be like draft day every day because of the possibilities. Step 2- Media will begin circulating rumors that You- Ralph has finally seen the light and will spend big bucks on coach Step 3- Include former greats on decision so fan base buys into whoever is hired. Jim Kelly Approved coach and QB. Step 4- Wait until January and Hire a coordinator from another team with previous head coaching experience. Claim you tried to hire the bigger names but they were not interested. Step 5- Market, Market, Market. Step 6- Enjoy a year or two of rebuilding while patient fan base waits for a winning team that will never come. Step 7- Wait for death and count money. Step 8- Rinse and Repeat. That's damn funny (and probably true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I think it was Rick Azar. You sure? Wasn't it Clip Smith? What? Too soon? Sorry... RIP Clipper. Frank Rizzo is my choice Of Jerky Boys fame? He's a take charge kinda guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Bills fan Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ralph is running roughshod over everyone with his walker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quester74 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ok. But what does cutting him accomplish? TO is better than any receiver we have on the roster. He hasnt had an outburst or said anything worthy of getting cut. What franchise cuts their #1 receiver? seriously people. What in the hell has he done so far this season to warrant any kind of lee-way, whatsoever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 You sure? Wasn't it Clip Smith? What? Too soon? Sorry... RIP Clipper. Of Jerky Boys fame? He's a take charge kinda guy! He benches 350...no problem!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananathumb Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Step 1- Fire coach midseason and allow fans to dream of big hire like Cowher.... No matter what happens rest of the way the sheep are asleep and will follow your every move. It will be like draft day every day because of the possibilities. Step 2- Media will begin circulating rumors that You- Ralph has finally seen the light and will spend big bucks on coach Step 3- Include former greats on decision so fan base buys into whoever is hired. Jim Kelly Approved coach and QB. Step 4- Wait until January and Hire a coordinator from another team with previous head coaching experience. Claim you tried to hire the bigger names but they were not interested. Step 5- Market, Market, Market. Step 6- Enjoy a year or two of rebuilding while patient fan base waits for a winning team that will never come. Step 7- Wait for death and count money. Step 8- Rinse and Repeat. Best bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Where is Art Wander when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Where is Art Wander when you need him?Or Empire Sports network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clip Smith Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 You sure? Wasn't it Clip Smith? What? Too soon? Sorry... RIP Clipper. When someone writes total Bullschit......do they write it with a Bull..Pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Art's dead! *does Arnie from Whats eating Gilbert Grape* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson from Gamehendge Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 WOW is not the word Thurman... ...hasn't Thurman heard...? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow&feature=fvw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The Courier Express??? D1ck Johnston...he ran it by Larry Felser... I did just see Chuck Knox at the baggage claim about an hour ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach55 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ralph announced that he is bringing back the entire starting offense from 1990. He feels the extra 20 years of experience and know how to win will make up for the age issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ralph announced that he is bringing back the entire starting offense from 1990. He feels the extra 20 years of experience and know how to win will make up for the age issue.Just keep Marv the away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 When someone writes total Bullschit......do they write it with a Bull..Pen? Clipper my man!!! Where ya been? You remember that time in 1989 when I was #4 on the Super Seven Athletes of the week? Thanks man, that was really cool to put me up there. I'm honored that your first post was a reply to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Gun Special Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 What in the hell has he done so far this season to warrant any kind of lee-way, whatsoever? It doesnt matter, why cut him? You don't cut your #1 receiver. Theres no benefit to cutting him. Wake up, guys like hardy and johnson talk about learning from TO, who has been in this league for a long time. cut him and hope that what? they just learn on their own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 thurmanthomas : Shanahan!!!!!!! Is he serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMode54 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Thurman just tweeted "Shanahan!!!". I don't know what that means, but he's been traveling around talking to possible teams looking for coaches. Maybe he's finally showed up in Buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMode54 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 His account has to be hacked, or it's not him. His newest one reads, SHanny Shanny Spank my Fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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