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Just a reminder that this is a 5-5 team we're playing. Miami, Atlanta, now this team? Of course it's coaching!

The defense is so, so bad that it couldn't be worse if Beane had devoted the first six picks of every draft in the Allen era to offense and fielded a defense comprised only of low draft picks and free agents. That's how bad this defense is. Of course, the way Beane drafts, the offense might not be any better than it is now.

I'm wondering how this exact same set of players would play after a year with the Houston coaches--and how the Houston players would fare under the famous "McDermott scheme." I think I know the answer.

Shakir, tackled for a loss. Shakir, tackled for no gain. Shakir, goes backwards 15 yards on a kick return. Shakir fumbles. Did I mention that Shakir is considered the best receiver on the team? Says it all, doesn't it?

And they can't get separation once they get down there.

I'd like to see Bernard in Brazil, retired.

There goes Brady's head-coaching gig. Bad news for him and bad new for us.

So I think we finally found the limits of Allen's abilities: If you give him no one to throw to, no running game to lean on, no time to throw, and start his drives inside the ten yard line, an offensive coordinator with the mind of a hamster, THEN he can do nothing. What a lousy player!

Brown blocking air there.

Put together his catches on offense and special teams, and Shakir is averaging -6 yards.

If so, he would do better letting his wife call them instead.

If he retired it would be addition by subtraction. He's a nice player, but he's built like a seventh grader.

For once, that "zero" meme is accurate. I also have zero confidence that McDermott could lead this team to the Super Bowl even with two Josh Allens.

I hope McDermott is taking notes. He would be an assistant coach on this defense.

It would be if Josh Allen played on it.

I'm worried that because of the short week he'll be even more predictable than usual. Get ready for a lot of bubble screens.

I feel the same way and wish I didn't. If they had won in 2022, all these years wouldn't matter nearly as much, they would just be gravy. It was a lot more fun watching when they were up and coming with nothing to lose.

I don't see how people who claim Mahomes and Burrow are better can never acknowledge the yawning chasm between the receivers those two have thrown to all their career and those that Allen has had to work with. Yes, he had Diggs (who routinely disappeared in the playoffs), but that is it.

I keep hearing that the same happens to other teams, but aside from Detroit last year, we seem to be in the front of the line when Fate is handing out long-term injuries (or injuries that happen at the worst time, like Benford in the KC playoff game and Bernard the year before that).

Didn't happen with Elam. I wonder if it can happen to Coleman next year.

Nice to meet you, Happy. You can call me Joy.

Hardman and Hoecht (and Strong and Oliver and Carter), we hardly knew ye!

Or sure loss, for that matter. I keep hearing about last year's game and how the Bills offense has no chance against the powerful Houston defense.

Do the Bills risk losing Davis every time he goes back to the practice squad? Or can he decline to sign with another team that wants to sign him? Or JaMarcus Russell, who had all the physical attributes except brain matter.

Whenever that happens, I dream of a scenario where Beane packages all the whiff picks and moves up for a franchise player. I do wish Beane would do something like this on occasion. It's hard to pick at the bottom of every round year after year, where the chances of landing a franchise player are so much lower. I think you have to roll the dice sometimes, maybe when you're sure of your targeted player (e.g., Garrett Wilson that year) and not too excited about the rest of the draft.