Just Jack

And that degraded quickly

It's 9:05. Where's the update?

don't use the local news reporters number.... http://www.fox4news.com/Clip/11715072/fox-4-reporter-confronts-woman-accused-of-stealing-his-identity

https://www.rt.com/news/311030-chechen-girls-con-isis/

You can always go back to DOS 5 and Windows 3.1

I'll take one too if you can get more than one.

remember to touch home plate... http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20150726&content_id=138977386&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_milb&sid=milb

Well since you said please...

It's half a sentence at the very end of this article... http://www.syracuse.com/buffalo-bills/index.ssf/2015/07/russ_brandon_now_president_of_both_buffalo_bills_and_buffalo_sabres.html And since it's a subject already being discussed in another thread.... [This is an automated response] This subject matter is being currently being discussed or has already been discussed in a previous thread. Please consider using the "search" function before starting new topics. Thank you.

Was it an arranged marriage?

Was he wearing a Jets jersey? Maybe it was Spags.

Howard is a lesbian named Liz from Van Nuys, California.... http://lesbianlog.blogspot.com/2009/01/spotted-post-office-lesbo.html

55 second mark, is that a "Billieve" shirt?

My best guess is the Panthers game since it has the later start. They usually do fireworks after. And Steelers has a better chance of selling out anyways.

Rank? Maybe in terms of stink.

Hey Marion, you tell your buddies that when I leave a note on my mailbox that it's okay to leave my package without getting a signature, the leave my !@#$ing package!

Agreed with #1, no comment on #2

It's not quite a new rule if it's been around for 5 years now.

10:37am, the third stall on the right.

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2015/07/23/goethe-highland-park/30579773/

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKlzQo3Wqo

Why, is he going to have his dick chopped off too?

At least he's checking ID's to make sure they're legal, unlike Travis Henry.