Just Jack

Maybe if they can add pickle juice, it would smell better. But then it may take an hour just to light the wick.

For those interested, before they picked Brady that year, they picked.... no first round pick Rd 2 - Adrian Klemm - OT Rd 3 - J.R. Redmond - RB Rd 4 - Greg Randall - OT Rd 5 - Dave Stachelski - TE Rd 5 - Jeff Marriott - G Rd 6 - Antwan Harris - SS then Rd 6 - Tom Brady - QB and after him... Rd 6 - David Nugent - DE Rd 7 - Casey Tisdale - DE Rd 7 - Patrick Pass - FB

Now I've got to find Zero Hour.

You forgot to add being thrown out of an all you can eat buffet, before getting all you can eat.

Does your bathroom have a sharps disposal bin? Or do I just toss them on the floor after shooting up?

Prince has been on several times, I'm not sure how many Bowie was on, if it was enough to fill a show. Plus this was going to be a repeat week anyways, so it's not like they had a show planned. The week Bowie died was a new show. As for The Prince Show, I agree, one of two clips of it, not the five or so they did show. Or mix them in between the performances would have been better.

http://kxan.com/2016/04/24/police-fight-at-wedding-reception-started-by-joke-about-boots/

and of course they ask the public for suggestions.... http://kxan.com/2016/04/22/trump-hitler-among-nominations-to-rename-robert-e-lee-elementary/

Can't wait for the first flag to be thrown because there is not 12 men on the field.

And she's going to be fired, not sure why it takes 3 months.... http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/downtown-miami/article73411022.html

Best song written by Prince for someone else in my opinion is......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UkSIcm_y7Y

Has lactose intolerance been mentioned? If not, I'm gonna go start that rumor.

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Threat-of-bomb-evacuates-plane-at-Albany-7259295.php?cmpid=email-mobile

The longer you can keep a qb on their feet and healthy, the better. So stop a sack.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-zoo-woman-in-tiger-pen-1.3539582

And use a fake name, I've had good luck using "Beerball from Ohio", though "he" is now overextended his credit at every casino on the strip.

UPDATE: He's going to jail, for 1-3 years... http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/04/syracuse_man_going_to_prison_for_41000_chicken-wing_caper_from_popular_pizza_joi.html

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/university-at-buffalo/ub-mistakenly-sends-5000-acceptance-emails-20160417 http://www.buffalo.edu/news/releases/2016/04/039.html

Not her first time getting in trouble http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/woman-charged-with-assaulting-police-officer/nh4tk/

There are five on the NYS Thruway rest areas. http://www.thruway.ny.gov/travelers/travelplazas/ And I agree with Tom, they suck.

Although it starts out about rooms, there's other advice to be had in the thread. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/183504-places-to-stay-in-vegas/

Woman accused of having sex with 15-year-old boy in Fulton apartment http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/04/fulton_woman_charged_with_having_sex_with_15-year-old_boy.html https://twitter.com/langdon_amanda

Yes

Camping overnight does not qualify as First In The Lot.