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Just Jack

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  1. But I don't care if you don't And I don't feel if you don't And I don't want it if you don't And I won't say it If you don't say it first Doo doo doo doo Let's go to bed!
  2. My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time Party all the time My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time She parties all the time, ooh hoo
  3. And then I tell her, as I turn out the light I say, "My darling, you are wonderful tonight" Oh my darling, you are wonderful tonight
  4. Gold Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible Always believe in
  5. When I was born They looked at me and said What a good boy What a smart boy What a strong boy
  6. I tried to laugh about it Cover it all up with lies I tried to laugh about it Hiding the tears in my eyes 'Cause boys don't cry Boys don't cry
  7. Years ago, probably more than 20, my brother and I were watching the Olympics on a Canadian station. Long before getting results online, or having multiple stations showing events. That night, whoever carried it in the US was showing the same event we had seen earlier that day. We start talking about the athletes, their countries, how we think they will do, etc. Our parents start looking at us strangely and ask us how we know all this. We told them we're just really into the Olympics. Eventually we did tell them we had already seen the event earlier that day.
  8. I want to take a minute or two, and give much respect due To the man that's made a difference in my world And although most men are ho's, he flows on the down low 'Cause I never heard about him with another girl
  9. Oh, baby, you, you got what I need You got everything I need You're like medicine to me Oh, baby
  10. I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it God only knows what I'd be without you
  11. But don't you step on my blue suede shoes Well you can do anything but Lay off of my blue suede shoes
  12. You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero, got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me, myself, I got nothing to prove
  13. Whoa whoa whoa whoa (Car wash) Never seem to stop comin' What'd I say Keep those rags and machines hummin' (Car wash) Let me tell you, it's always cool And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
  14. Cause I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
  15. Have you checked out Olive Garden?
  16. Sometimes I just want a Meat Lovers Stuffed Crust.
  17. My driveway slopes down to the road, I can envision a big puddle of water in the road at the base freezing, and I get ticketed for causing a road hazard.
  18. My Dad didn't bother with a snowblower until he had no more children living at home to help shovel. Many mornings over the years, we'd be woken up at 6am when school was closed, because he still had to get to work.
  19. Murderville on Netflix, came out last Thursday. Will Arnett is a grizzled detective and each episode has a guest actor. But the twist, the guest does not have a script and must improvise their lines, and figure out who was the murderer at the end of the episode.
  20. I got it also. Looking at the GFM site, it seems the person can choose to refund everyone. Not sure if this is what Mary decided to do, without asking her.
  21. Oh, but I know a place where we can go Still untouched by man We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by And the tall grass waves in the wind You can lay your head back on the ground And let your hair fall all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence
  22. Do you eat, sleep, do you breathe me anymore? Do you sleep, do you count sheep anymore?
  23. Friend of mine had a 3-wheeler. I was riding B word with him one day through a field near his house. One of his rear wheels hits this small log and lifts up the back end a noticeable amount. He just shrugs and goes "Hm, didn't know that was there."
  24. All you do to me is talk, talk Talk, talk, talk, talk
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