Just Jack

Sure... you know somewhere in the bowels of Disney there is a recording of it.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed When the gales of November came early

The lyrics, the video, even the story behind one of the band members sex club...

Did you see the small print? Something like "not authorized by the FDA for home use" disclaimer. It was also ebates.com in a previous life. I use it, make some decent money with it.

It's up to you, girl, now what have I got to do Don't hold me up, girl, don't waste my precious time Won't you lay it on the line

You think I'm out of my head But I'm romantically dead So come on I'll waste my life on you

I want to run, I want to hide I wanna tear down the walls that hold me inside I wanna reach out and touch the flame Where the streets have no name, ha, ha, ha

But I don't care if you don't And I don't feel if you don't And I don't want it if you don't And I won't say it If you don't say it first Doo doo doo doo Let's go to bed!

My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time Party all the time My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time She parties all the time, ooh hoo

And then I tell her, as I turn out the light I say, "My darling, you are wonderful tonight" Oh my darling, you are wonderful tonight

Gold Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible Always believe in

When I was born They looked at me and said What a good boy What a smart boy What a strong boy

I tried to laugh about it Cover it all up with lies I tried to laugh about it Hiding the tears in my eyes 'Cause boys don't cry Boys don't cry

Years ago, probably more than 20, my brother and I were watching the Olympics on a Canadian station. Long before getting results online, or having multiple stations showing events. That night, whoever carried it in the US was showing the same event we had seen earlier that day. We start talking about the athletes, their countries, how we think they will do, etc. Our parents start looking at us strangely and ask us how we know all this. We told them we're just really into the Olympics. Eventually we did tell them we had already seen the event earlier that day.

I want to take a minute or two, and give much respect due To the man that's made a difference in my world And although most men are ho's, he flows on the down low 'Cause I never heard about him with another girl

Oh, baby, you, you got what I need You got everything I need You're like medicine to me Oh, baby

I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it God only knows what I'd be without you

But don't you step on my blue suede shoes Well you can do anything but Lay off of my blue suede shoes

You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero, got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me, myself, I got nothing to prove

Whoa whoa whoa whoa (Car wash) Never seem to stop comin' What'd I say Keep those rags and machines hummin' (Car wash) Let me tell you, it's always cool And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool

Cause I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Have you checked out Olive Garden?

Sometimes I just want a Meat Lovers Stuffed Crust.

My driveway slopes down to the road, I can envision a big puddle of water in the road at the base freezing, and I get ticketed for causing a road hazard.

My Dad didn't bother with a snowblower until he had no more children living at home to help shovel. Many mornings over the years, we'd be woken up at 6am when school was closed, because he still had to get to work.