Steely Dan

thebug is Gonorrhea.

I'd go three years $21 million. $7 million guaranteed $1 million salary for the year, a $2 million roster bonus for next year, $2 million salary next year and then a $5 million roster bonus before the third year. If I were Buffalo I'd offer a 7th rounder and work down to a 5th if necessary and trade for him because he'd still be under his contract and they'd be sure to get him. Torry Holt Wide Receiver 7/18/2003: Signed a seven-year, $42 million contract. The deal included an $11.5 million signing bonus. 2009: $6.65 million (+ $1.25 million roster bonus due 3/17), 2010: Free Agent. Cap charge: $10.205 million (2009).

I agree, it's not like they have an open bar on the plane.

justnzane blew chunks* the last time he got drunk. *Chunks is the name of his dog.

Torry Holt-WR- Rams Mar. 4 - 7:02 pm et Torry Holt has requested to be released by the Rams. The Rams have found no takers while shopping Holt, likely because the rest of the league knows they don't intend to pay his $1.25M roster bonus on March 17. Failing to exercise the bonus would terminate Holt's contract and make him a free agent. The Rams probably aren't going to get anything for him. Source: St Louis Post-Dispatch Looks like the Bills may be able to get Holt without any draft picks. Please!!!

GRRRR! Shoulda been ME! I had plans for that dough!!!

'Nuff said.

Just another reason to hate DiCaprio!

Hey Tim any idea on what happened with the Coles deal? It seemed Buffalo was thisclose to signing him but he went to the Bengals instead. Any word on that?

Pick your order for them. Who should be #1 #2 and #3. I picked these three guys because I know they are on the trade block and they are players at positions the Bills desperately need. Please only pick one choice per player and don't pick the same number for more than one of them. Thanks! I'm going Waters #1 Sheffler #2 Holt #3 If Buffalo could get Waters for a second and 5th, Scheffler for a third this year or second next year and Holt for a 4th or lower I'd do all three trades but I doubt they'll get done. If I was in the Bills FO I might mention to Pioli that people think it's hinky he gave a great deal to the Pets* and he could quiet that down by being reasonable to Buffalo. JMO My explanation is this. They need a RG desperately and if they got Waters the left side of the line is manned by two pro-bowlers. 'Nuff said. Scheffler next because he's a receiver and hopefully a decent blocker. Holt third because out of the Bills needs WR is the least needed.

Once again the moral right proves they are neither moral nor right. I guess these people never take their kids to the beach. JUST LET IT GO!!

I would have taken Housh over Coles if everything was equal and even if Housh cost $1 mil more. If people think the Bills are run poorly look to the Bungles. There's still a chance to trade for Holt. Please!!!

Nelson wasn't available to the Bills. I'm basing it on the available players. I do agree with you that if Sweed and Nelson were available I'd have taken Nelson.

Limas Sweed was available and he's the guy I wanted. He did decently last year too as the fourth receiver. He wasn't much worse than Hardy. The real difference is Hardy caught two TD's and Sweed didn't catch any. I'd still would rather have Sweed.

If that's true then don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha. If the Bengals pay him close to that then they are morons. I'd much rather have Housh than Coles. Do you ever have anything positive or all your opinions based on very little thought?

700/1000 I have an issue with #6 She's not a beauty but she's not a butterface either.

Woohoo! Florence may regain his San Diego playing form he's only had one bad year and that was under Leggo my Greggo.

I saw it on TV Land Jack-ASS!!

Henry, McGahee (who at least wasn't in legal trouble) and Marshawn. At least they were all very productive at one point. I mean on the field for Travis.

LaMont Jordan-RB- Patriots Mar. 4 - 12:14 pm et The Broncos have reportedly signed free agent LaMont Jordan to a two-year, $2.5 million contract. Source: FOXSports.com Related: Broncos The writing was on the wall when the Pets* signed Taylor. I think he'll hit 1,200 yards for Denver this year.

The dog pound is going to be throwing biscuits at him.

This piece of is better than Dockery, Preston and Fowler.

If I was the judge for those kids I would have had him forced to put away the total amount of money for those kids for 18 years which would be $5,832,000 in an interest bearing account and have the money doled out to the mothers every month. When the kids turned 18 all the interest would be split evenly between the kids. Since the kids are all over the country one judge couldn't handle all of them but IMO each judge should have done that for each kid. Probably out on bail. His trial hasn't happened yet.

That figure is for one kid Henry also is embroiled in legal issues in Georgia, where he’s trying to have the $3,000 monthly support order for one of his nine kids reduced. Child support is figured based on the fathers current salary and he was probably making about $10 million a year when bonus' are factored in and IMO, that's actually a low number. If it's the same for the other eight kids then it's $324,000 a year. If my math skills are right that's less than 4% of his annual salary. Nobody told him to not use protection. You reap what you sow.

Not when you're making multi millions a year. It's his fault he never learned what a condom is and it's cost him.