Steely Dan

I don't know. He certainly didn't get the good piece he wanted.

That is one of the funniest stories I've ever read!!! I had a job where a woman got a new puppy and she was telling us all about him and that he weighed 8 pounds now. I said but those are dog pounds it's like 56 pounds to you and me. She got a quizzicle look on her face and said; "I think that's only with age" Some others from that job. "I hope we get snowed in then we can order out!" also by the same woman; "OMG, I'm having a menage a trois!" Everybody in the room turned and looked at her and froze. I asked when. She then asked what was the word for experiencing something twice and, seriously, the entire room said "Deja Vu" in a loud chorus. She then leaned over to the woman standing next to her and asked what a menage a trois was. The woman whispered to her and she turned red and went, "ohhhhhh!"

It should be in a stomach, not a hot tub. JMO

Linky Lewis wanted the puppy, named Poplin, killed because it was a gift from a female ex-lover with whom she doesn't get along, said Muskogee County sheriff's deputy George Roberson. Roberson said Mullins shot the terrier 10 times with a .22-caliber pistol. Lewis skinned the animal at her apartment and nailed the hide to a board. Oh, dear, dear, dear. Tsk, tsk what will PETA do now? That crack is meant for PETA not the poor puppy.

He's too dumb to get it. For some reason he thinks the explanation I gave wasn't understandable. You get it and Chef gets it. A pool of spooge in your hot tub and pool as you say tops the charts if not goes over it.

My disgust with Flutie has more to do with his fans than him and he was a self serving little prick. His fans treated him like Mother Theresa. He could do no wrong. They kissed the ground he walked on. They were so maniacal in their defense of him that they became annoying jokes. You can only take so much godlike worship before becoming annoyed. Agreed. That was a slap in the face to him and I think it's a poor thing to do by Buffalo after signing him but get over it. Oh for chrissake. Flutie didn't save the franchise. They would still be in Buffalo even if he wasn't ever a Bill. Just more deification of a mortal man. That's not a joke. Without Flutie the whole team, including the defense, would have folded up and cried in the fetal position. /sarc Kelly called out one player once and never tried to divide the lockerroom. Flutie should have taken a lesson from Frank Reich. Yes, it was very stupid of an organization who had a young guy they believed in start ahead of a guy who would be gone soon. Fixed! Edwards/Chroise you muttonhead! Aye yi yi. He's also the reason Why Buffalo wings were invented, the reason puppies and babies were kept safe during his reign and he singlehandedly made the city hold hands and sing kumbaya.

I take it from my perspective. I am not gay. If a guy propositions me and I tell him I'm straight and he leaves big deal. Being tolerant of homosexuals and agreeing with their right to be treated like any other human being doesn't mean I want to participate in gay sex or see men running around nekkid in my hot tub and pool. I suppose to your "conservative book of stereotyping" that doesn't make sense.

Would you want a home decorated by a Queen? I lasted one second before shutting it off.

A policy covering a million dollar house a couple of hundred thousand dollar car and a celebrity target isn't a normal policy I'm sure. For him with his overall insurance costs it's probably a small amount extra if anything at all because his policy is probably so high to begin with. I concede you are probably right about the extra coverage. I'm gonna try to see from my insurance agent what it would cost.

I think it was sarcasm. JMO

Oops, you're right. (of course this post is going to be followed by one of yours stating that you know you're right.) If it is in fact only a few hundred dollars a year it just seems to be a ridiculously small amount for such coverage. I'd be really interested to see how much extra it is on a policy like Stallworth's. We don't know what his policy is but I'm sure it's a lot different than the average Joe who doesn't own a million dollar house and a Bentley. JMO

Link punitive damages One entry found. Main Entry: punitive damages Function: noun plural Date: 1865 : damages awarded in excess of compensation to the plaintiff to punish a defendant for a serious wrong

I looked under prices and only found sites that would give quotes if you entered in all of your info. Thanks for the link. From your link; Umbrella policies don't typically cover: * Punitive damages. * Intentional acts. * Liability claims related to a business you own (you'll need a business insurance policy for that). So if Stallworth's policy covered punitive damages it had to be a lot different from a typical umbrella policy.

Here's a suggestion. Have a backyard bash!!

Awww c'mon! BTW, Fux Gnus probably reported that the President did an interview with his fly unzipped.

Awwww man! Don't take me alive is one of my favorite tunes!! I thought it was too rock and roll for them to play anymore. Sounds like a great show.

What he said. Sounds like grounds for a column to me.

I believe what DC meant is that if they aim it at Hawaii they'll be lucky to get it near anything even remotely close to Hawaii. IOW, if somebody threatens to shoot you and the gun blows up because they made it crappy and/or they shoot almost behind themselves it's kind of comical.

I don't know about others but I've never driven close to a .125 blood alcohol level. Stallworth said he flashed his lights at the guy so it's not like he was walking right out. It's curious to me how he had time to flash his lights. IMO, that means he saw him at a little distance at least. How long does it take to realize someone is in front of you and to process that info and then flash the lights, I'm assuming more than once"and then get to him at 50mph? In that time I would believe that he could've stopped or greatly reduced his speed. That's what makes me think alcohol was a factor. JMO What he said.

BA DUM BUM Ptsch!

Don't you understand all of the coaches he played for in the NFL didn't care about winning.

Midgets? Exactly! Except that the offense had to open passing lanes for him to be able to get the ball to his receivers. I think the way the way the offensive line was moving on passing plays was a pretty good telegraphing signal. He also had to rainbow his passes.

They just make the people who have a normal care of animals welfare look kooky. Getting your name in the papers isn't always a good thing and definitely taking things to this extreme is not gonna help your cause. I think they do more harm than good.

It's about time we took a 20 guy force in their and took over the country.

For one thing he'd probably be in jail a minimum of 5 years. Try keeping a job that way.