Steely Dan

I've eaten a spoonful of garlic before. OT, but I once worked with a girl who had no sense of smell and I told her she smelled bad. Meaning, I told her, she wasn't good at smelling. She didn't think it was that funny.

A statement from his mistress has just been made.

Having a problem today are we?

That's weird because I still see the punching cat on my posts. I wonder why you can see gangsta kitty and I can't?

That's pretty much all ya need to know.

* This affair started about 8 years ago with friendly Emails. * She was thousands of miles away and it made things a lot easier to discuss stuff without being so close. There was back and forth and back and forth. It became more about a year ago. * Believe it or not he's spent the last four days crying in Argentina. * He needs to get his heart right. He wouldn't stand in front of everyone and say Yo' I'm completely right in regard to my heart on all things, he is committed to getting his heart right because the odyssey we all are on is in regards to heart.

He's on now. * The fight against the stimulus made him exhausted. * Apologizes to family. * Let down his family in a profound way. * Starting to cry about his wife being such a help and he loves her very much. * Apologizes to staff. Let them down by creating a fiction about where he was going and wants to apologize to all of South Carolina and good friends. * Just get the point jackass! * Brining up God's laws that are designed to protect people from themselves. * Sin is what do I want instead of thinking about somebody else. He's fallen from the walk of faith and he apologizes and there are moral absolutes and there are problems for those who break them. * Had a friend in Argentina that he's been cheating on his wife with. He hurt her, his wife, friends and all he can say is he apologizes. * He'd like for a zone of privacy because his family shouldn't be put under the media scrutiny right now. * Will tender resignation of Republican Governor's Association. * Will go town by town to apologize to people. * His wife knew about the affair before his trip to Argentina

I wish I could find that wouldya thread but I can't.

Hey! That chick was the subject of a "wouldya thread" a little while ago!!

Jeez, you'd think that after telling him twice it should sink in eventually.

He's just about to have a press conference and HLN is going to broadcast it. I'm sure other networks will too.

It's an old clip. I just tried to find it on Youtube but I couldn't.

What they said. The alarm clock should be going off now. Tell him it's lots of fun now and nothing in the future or hard work now and a much brighter future. Why did you feel the need to post that?

This is the best answer I have for that question. Linky

Who gives a flying frig about what party he is? It's just a very bizarre story. Why Argentina? He never checked in with the American Consulate. Supposedly all Governors visiting a foreign country should/or must do that. Not sure which. Argentina just seems like a very peculiar place to go.

Oh, C'mon.

I can't believe I fell for that twice!!!!! I'm dumber than a Jack Rabbit!!!

I think Peter Griffin summed it well when he said; (approx.) "That's like choosing between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a hot body weird face contest. It can't be done." The best line in LA story is, IMO,; "Your breasts feel weird." "Oh yeah, that's because they're real." Y'know for a dude who was supposed to be so hot he really isn't very well hung. Just sayin.

I don't follow hockey that much. I know, I know. Blasphemy.

Ummm, uh, the problem would have been something else mixed in with the urine sample that might confuse the test. I'd bet that this suspension is overturned on appeal.

As Deerball stated, Golden Retrievers are the best family dogs. As far as protection it really doesn't matter. Most burglars will go on to another house that doesn't have a dog, mostly for the attention they attract by barking. I don't think a German Shepherd would rip a kid apart but they probably wouldn't be as forgiving with tail tugs and other things curious toddlers do to dogs. If you want two then get two Goldens. JMO

June 24: General Interest 1997 : U.S. Air Force reports on Roswell On this day in 1997, U.S. Air Force officials release a 231-page report dismissing long-standing claims of an alien spacecraft crash in Roswell, New Mexico, almost exactly 50 years earlier. Public interest in Unidentified Flying Objects, or UFOs, began to flourish in the 1940s, when developments in space travel and the dawn of the atomic age caused many Americans to turn their attention to the skies. The town of Roswell, located near the Pecos River in southeastern New Mexico, became a magnet for UFO believers due to the strange events of early July 1947, when ranch foreman W.W. Brazel found a strange, shiny material scattered over some of his land. He turned the material over to the sheriff, who passed it on to authorities at the nearby Air Force base. On July 8, Air Force officials announced they had recovered the wreckage of a "flying disk." A local newspaper put the story on its front page, launching Roswell into the spotlight of the public's UFO fascination. The Air Force soon took back their story, however, saying the debris had been merely a downed weather balloon. Aside from die-hard UFO believers, or "ufologists," public interest in the so-called "Roswell Incident" faded until the late 1970s, when claims surfaced that the military had invented the weather balloon story as a cover-up. Believers in this theory argued that officials had in fact retrieved several alien bodies from the crashed spacecraft, which were now stored in the mysterious Area 51 installation in Nevada. Seeking to dispel these suspicions, the Air Force issued a 1,000-page report in 1994 stating that the crashed object was actually a high-altitude weather balloon launched from a nearby missile test-site as part of a classified experiment aimed at monitoring the atmosphere in order to detect Soviet nuclear tests. On July 24, 1997, barely a week before the extravagant 50th anniversary celebration of the incident, the Air Force released yet another report on the controversial subject. Titled "The Roswell Report, Case Closed," the document stated definitively that there was no Pentagon evidence that any kind of life form was found in the Roswell area in connection with the reported UFO sightings, and that the "bodies" recovered were not aliens but dummies used in parachute tests conducted in the region. Any hopes that this would put an end to the cover-up debate were in vain, as furious ufologists rushed to point out the report's inconsistencies. With conspiracy theories still alive and well on the Internet, Roswell continues to thrive as a tourist destination for UFO enthusiasts far and wide, hosting the annual UFO Encounter Festival each July and welcoming visitors year-round to its International UFO Museum and Research Center. _______________________________________________________________ First, the dropping mannequins that the air force claims were mistaken for alien bodies actually occurred from 1956 to 1960 as part of "Operation High Dive" from Holliman Air Force Base. OHD was a program to see what would happen to pilots who had to eject from a very high altitude. However, this program didn't start until nine years after the Roswell crash sightings. IMO, that makes things more hinky than an actual answer. Many people have come forward with stories of strange metals being brought home that were only confiscated by Air Force officials. The problem with verifying all of these eye witness reports is that the supposed alien crash is Roswell's economy. If it weren't for the thousands of people who flock there year in and year out they would probably just be another small town that nobody would visit. In addition to the horsehockey attempt to explain the bodies is that there was an actual, verified, report of a saucer recovery and alien bodies. Many wonder why the government would cover this up. That's just so obvious to me it seems to be a silly question. If they recovered technology way beyond what we are capable of it seems obvious that they really wouldn't want anyone to know about it. I have seen an unidentified flying object. What I saw goes beyond any man made capability that I know of or can conceive of. What I saw was triangular and had a red light in the center. It hovered without a sound and I was roughly 400 yards from it. When it began to move across the sky it again was completely silent. What was it? I don't know? It was, as I said, beyond any capability I believe anyone on earth posses'.

Putting ads over the cheerleaders at a break!! IMO on a blowout game they should only show the cheerleaders and do the game like a radio broadcast!!

Jack-Ass!! You posted this after it was over!!! They talked about that on Mike and Mike. Since I missed it I thought that was funny as hell since from what I hear she was abysmal. Linky If I could reach through the computer and throttle you for posting that I would!! Jack - ASS!