Steely Dan

PUNCH!!

Did you miss the first three quarters of his post?

Back, BACK foul Demon!! Heyward-Bey would have a much better chance with any team except the Faders. That's why Crabtree got giddy when he found out the Faders passed on him. Since he was taken by the Jests it's really a good feeling! The Jests would have been much better off saving the draft picks they spent on Sanchez and giving Clemens a year to prove himself. If he effed up they would have a much deeper pool of QB's to choose from in 2010. I also think he'll bust and I shall laugh heartily!

So then you clicked it and made it your desktop photo? How do you know I'm small?

At .55 of this video Bruce has a hit on Elway that probably made him unable to bend at the waist for a month! There's a great hit on Young too! There are hits on Norman but not the one you're talking about. I'm still looking for it.

They should have a video of him saying "Go Bills" just before the team runs out!

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It's true but Lori's clarified it. You do know that Kelly was recruited by Paterno to be a linebacker at Penn State, right? Kelly was a QB with a linebackers body. Kelly laid a hit on a guy who intercepted one of his passes, I forget who, and unintentionally broke his leg.

First off it wasn't a joke about raping a 14 year old. "One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez," he quipped. It's obviously a joke toward her daughter Bristol who got "knocked up" at 17 through consensual sex. She is a fair target after her mother is so adamant about abstinence only and so is her daughter who's still preaching abstinence only on TV interviews instead of safe sex. He was using what comedians call "Joke License" it doesn't have to be completely accurate with the facts. I.E. A Priest, A Rabbi and Sarah Palin's slutty daughter walk into a bar... Which Palin daughter am I talking about? Alex Rodriguez is the guy who should be most offended by that comment. It's not about the 14 year old!!! If Letterman had put up a picture of Willow and said it then I'd agree with everyone here but he didn't. Palin is trying to use a joke about her slutty daughter to focus the attention on Willow instead because she hasn't been knocked up, yet. "Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to in the first place?" - George Carlin

Yeah, you and Chaz Bono.

Ban billsfreak Russ! Git 'er done! I don't think you realize the sarcasm behind Git 'er done Russ! Anyhoo, back to the topic. Geez, being on this board makes me thirsty. I've got a Golden in the fridge I guess I'll go retriever.

With Brandon's ties to SJF I doubt Buffalo will move it. The camp is in between Syracuse and Buffalo and that's the perfect spot if you ask me.

Exactly. That's 2008 info.

I know a lot of people are down on Letterman right now but this top-ten list is from the late 80's. Top ten rejected names for Kentucky Fried Chicken 10. Lifeless bird lumps. 9. KFC and CPR 8. Hot oily hens 7. Greaseland 6. The you're-a-little-too-late petting zoo 5. Heart attack helper 4. Jiffy Lube (already taken) 3. Home of the soggy, grease stained bucket of fun. 2. Food, folks and fat 1. Artery Busters Ya gotta love "Hot oily hens"

All that time in prison has made him soft. He's no longer the husky guy he was.

DAMN YOU GUYS!!! (SHAKING FIST) NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET SOME, BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TIL AFTER RUSH HOUR. BASTARDS!!

Does the name Dan Quayle ring a bell? The Republicans turning so hard to the right on social issues has killed them. I saw a woman interviewed before the election. She was a Republican from Georgia and she said she was voting for Democrats because the Republicans were talking about things that didn't affect her life at all and then she named off a bunch of the religious right horsecrap. If there was a party that split the middle on the Dems and Pubs I'd love it. Do you ever listen to the number of Clinton jokes that are still going on? Did you pay attention to the Biden jokes before the election or the Nader jokes and on and on... And no you both don't know it. He obviously feels differently. Somehow you have turned that into his agreeing with you when he obviously doesn't. You seem to believe a lot things that aren't true. ETA: The reason Palin is such a magnet for jokes is that she's an idiot. She couldn't even remember what magazines she reads and then blames it on the "gotcha media" Her daughter Bristol is fair game because after proving abstinence doesn't work she's out telling kids to practice abstinence.

Maybe they can have Vick watch Ralph's sheep farm in Germany. Y'know he could be a German Shephard.

How do you know that? These quotes are from the Tim Graham thread;

Ok, got it.

It was Slutty Flight Attendant.

I love her accent. Linky By landmass only. Alaska is 48th in population. Delaware and Rhode Island have larger populations.

Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes. Pig Vomit: How can that be? Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next." Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern? Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day. Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen? Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

The training camps run by Marv Levy, even at the start of his tenure, were referred to as club Marv. What he said.