The Big Cat

I remember when he Dolphins organization was convinced of Ted Ginn Jr.'s ability to return punts.

Those relative unknown safeties are going to be superstars. Perennial all-pros. You wait and see.

Sure.

Except he has a history of both eating there and tipping well when he does. I'm happy to repeat this as many times as it takes.

Another social media hero gets to pat himself on the back for shaming somebody. Congrats on finishing first in the race to the right side of this issue, Mother Teresa. Except he has a history of both eating there and tipping well when he does. So... Yup.

Sounds like the Miami roster is flushed with guys who are going to be great. You sound like me talking about Angleo Crowell in 2007.

Cutler>Tannehill Marshal>Wallace Jeffries>Hartline Forte>Moreno Playing defense in the jack'd up Ralph>Playing defense on the road Flukes, blown plays and utter breakdowns aside, what the !@#$ do we have to be scared of from the team that could only put up 103 YFS last year in a 3/4 full Ralph two days before Christmas!? AT A TIME WHEN THEY HAD A LEGITIMATE SHOT AT THE PLAYOFFS. They got five new OLineman and a new OC with a stupid last name. Great. We got Brandon Spikes, Corey Graham and a reborn Nigel Bradham. Things would have to go SERIOUSLY wrong for them to move the ball consistently and put points on the board by going out and beating up on our D.

And no sinde winding horchwolking cruzzer crooker is gonna hull away dissacrooker!

Ruh Roh.

Nah. It's been 15 years since he did something. And that something was use the first overall pick on Peyton Manning. It's been a lot of nothing since.

As a Patterson fantasy owner: I approve.

I had a tough time taking New England over Minnesota this week in Pick 'Em. Went by the numbers, but my gut tells me Peterson/Patterson are going to dice up that Pats* defense at home.

It's because your cocked-sure of a best-case-scenario evaluation of your team that quite frankly doesn't measure up with reality.

Miami had better come up with a totally different game plan than the one they had against New England. That 5-2 nonsense just aint going to cut it with 3W carving up the field. New England simply has no equivalent.

Cool. We'll check back in with that evaluation around 4 p.m. ET Sunday.

I'm curious why you keep equating this word 'new' with the word 'better,' New England's front is lousy. And against them they did just okay.

Also with regards to Tannehill, why don't we discuss him relative to the Bills quarterback who beat him twice last year, yet remains out of a job.

Who has a better run game, Buffalo or New England? Taken in a vacuum, Buffalo. As a compliment to the passing game, probably New England, but Buffalo has much MUCH better receivers. So, I'd expect the offense (minus the heat and humidity) to perform much better than New England's did. Period. We're also at home. I don't know on what planet, based on the (admittedly small) sample set we have, the edge would go to Miami's defense over our offense. On the flip side, Miami ran the ball at will against New England. This should come as no surprise since (a) the run-stuffing NT they've relied on for a decade (Wilfork) is about three years past his prime and has entered the nosedive portion of his career which was always inevitable. But more importantly (b) their best run-stuffing LB...IS NOW A BUFFALO BILL. So, to me, it makes NO SENSE to say that the Miami offense is to be feared because they ran with success against New England last week. Credibility, meet the open window.

I'm crying right now. So what? Wanna fight about it?

Your last sentence is redundant.

What about New Era Stadium? May be you heard it here first.

Okay, buddy. Yeah, your guys really held up against the formidable Pats* D. Cool. We'll see how it goes.

Yeah, no. The Ralph is going to be ON FIRE. Tannehill's ears will bleed. He will leave the the stadium with a bloody uniform. You think he struggled in week 16 last year? That was a 103 yards from scrimmage cake walk compared to the hellish terror he has to look forward to this week.

The BUFFALO Bills this was nice to read too: adamrank: Elated for the @buffalobills, Terry Pegula, the city of Buffalo and especially the #BillsMafia. You are great fans and deserve this!

Uh...this would be a SIGNIFICANT upgrade over Tuel. If they're looking to groom a long term back up while the short term veteran provides the safety net, this has the most upside of just about any situation, I'd think.