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BUFFALOTONE

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  1. I prefer gutter snipe. But a talentless hack non the less.
  2. always a 5. depends if its a big order or not. but if i get 1 large 2 topping its like 14 and change, just give the 20 and be done with it.
  3. On the contrary, he is a big Buffalo advocate.
  4. I barley know what you are talking about.
  5. Im not giving this the thyme of day.
  6. Ohhh boy I better cancel that package I sent.
  7. And they say there is no class left in this world.
  8. Jeebus Cripes? Are you kidding?? Take a step back from the key board.
  9. Exactly, what does everyone think is going to happen? You already bought your tix. I got a feeling they could give to shitz who is there or who isnt. And what do you hope to get out of this? Ralph is beyond set in his ways, that is his down fall. He will NOT change anything in this organization for the fans. We need to be resigned to the fact that things will not change till he is gone.
  10. Some are recycled but the last one makes a lot of sense. Feel free to add a one. The Value of a Drink 'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.' ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.' ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.' ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ '24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.' ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!' ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.' ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: 'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can o nly move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not
  11. I say go after Housh. I dont care what it costs the guy is almost leading the league on a horrid offense w/o his starting QB. Then draft the best DE and Center. case closed.
  12. beat me too it
  13. I know I cant imagine what half of these gems behind the keyboard look like.
  14. gone- nah na na na.
  15. Belicheat has 5, Parcells has 2, Sporano I am not sure about.
  16. Truly sorry to hear that. I hope all works out for you and your family. My condolences.
  17. Sorry to hear Yall. Was this sudden, if you dont mind me asking?
  18. I vote Kawika Mitchell, he seems like an A-hole.
  19. To actually find that you would have had to have been searching for some form of "men hugging" not gonna lie but thats kind of disturbing.
  20. I saw 2 towers not sure about the rest of you.
  21. Agree 100000% on McDaniel. What else do you need to see?Plus he wont be too expensive as he has never had a head coaching gig. Bring him in to run the offense and Nolan to run the D.
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