DC Tom

Stupidity has consequences.

They didn't paraphrase it at all. It was a direct, exact quote. They contextualized it dishonestly. Which is what media outlets consistently do.

Are we back to "deficits matter?"

She is what the Cherokee call nijadanhtvna. "Really crazy."

They don't think you're stupid. They think enough people are stupid to buy that story that they can win elections. And they're right. But they don't think that you're personally stupid. I can think you're stupid if you want, though.

Not nearly enough.

More seriously, she was tasked with the post-earthquake relief efforts to Haiti, which is where the whole "Mom, can I borrow the Navy?" Rear Admiral Chelsea joke comes from.

The Democratic primary debate:

He can have him arrested by the FBI Police.

When a private person sells a property to another private person, that's a business transaction, not bribery. Interesting to note that particular quote was from mid-2015, when he was finishing up reducing his business interests in Saudi Arabia to almost nothing. Every report of Trump's "financial ties to Saudi Arabia" can't quote anything more recent than three years ago, save Saudi travelers not on government business staying in the NY Trump Hotel. And once again...if you apply consistently to others the standard to which you hold Trump, Clinton has much stronger financial ties to Kingdom. You won't, of course...on the basis of "That's different, so shut up!"

A literal NPC... Never noticed that, in her profile, she actually lists "hair icon."

"He keeps calling me Otto? I'll show him! I'm going full Costanza!"

Behind this line, even Wolverine would be injury-prone.

Can he run routes? Or block? Or call plays on the sideline?

You're just jealous because you're the other end.

You misspelled "bimbo eruptions." *****, I hate Hillary Clinton. I might hate her more than Tom Brady. Or Penguins. Or Tom Petty. Between the four of them, it's a really close call.

Also caused by global warming: as the planet gets warmer, people have less need for housing and live on the streets. Global warming: there is nothing it can't do.

I've heard that one before. Global warming causes tsunamis, though...that's a new one.

So...does she have any more Pow Wow Chow recipes? It's reminding me more and more of Gary Hart and the Monkey Business.

I wish I'd held off posting my daily Otto meme; it was much better suited for that post.

Tennessee's "one drop" laws passed applied to all minorities...interestingly, VA's explicitly excluded Native Americans from the rule and specified that 1/16 or less Native American ancestry was officially "white." Due to the number of VA founding fathers who had Powhatan ancestry somewhere in their family. That was known as - and I am not making this up - the "Pocahantas Rule." Trump's "wiggle room" strategy may be narcissistic, but it's entirely appropriate in this case. Warren claimed to be Native American, and her own tests show that by any sane and rational standard she isn't. Anyone who accepts Warren as "Native American" on the basis of this test owes Rachel Dolezal a mammoth apology.

Trumpin' Gangnam style...

So glad the Bills got rid of Woods and Goodwin...

Counterpoint: you just used a Ben Affleck character as a primary source. You're an idiot.