I knew that was coming. When I park 100 yards out of the way, you think people would get the hint. Stay away from my ride. For the record, while I do think my car is hot sh--, to most it would just be their car.
All the church going a-holes in Fairport who attend Assumption and park on the street. Not only is your car half way into the driving lane but when you leave church you walk down the middle of the road, you know, the road I'm trying to drive down coming home from work.
People who park near me when I'm clearly trying to avoid being near any cars, but his a-hole feels like he is in the nice car club and has to park right next to mine when there are 50 parking spots between mine and the next unavailable one.
1.Deluca-I am always entertained and he is right more often than people would like to admit
2.Prisoner1291378-prison smack at it's finest
3.Tossy McSalad-the name alone gets me rollin'
4.Jesus H. Christ-see above
5.the plastic cup-funny one trick pony
Just remember the 2 rules of marriage.
1. You don't talk about fight club...oh wait...Your wife is always right
2. You wife is always right.
This will ensure a long lasting, happy (well, for one of you ) marriage.
I'm sure it was for theatrics but this guy is my freaking hero.
I've seen him eat live snakes.
Kill & eat a rabbit with a throwing stick.
Eat bugs.
Steal a honeycomb from a swarm of bees.
Traverse across miles of rock with molton lava flowing directly underneath.
Hands down, the worst over-actor since Shatner. I won't ever watch any show with him cast in it. I don't know why CSI:Miami does well, but I'm guessing it is in spite of him not because of him.
His favorite sport is tennis, need I more. Okay, I will. He still collects baseball cards. He plays fantasy sports with players from 50 years ago. He watches dancing with the stars, americal idol and other pillow biter shows.