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Can someone expalin to me why Ohio State/Xavier is blacked out on my 'puter? I live in Rochester. The game is being played in fraking Kentucky.

NICE!

...but she's got a nice rack. Making you perform oral on her... Fixed it.

Everything and anything Hollywood. Please go away Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton and whatever skank is trying to get her coked up bilemic bag of bones in front of the camera. Reality shows. I don't mean shows that actually film real life, I like those. I mean the genre of garbage that starts with American Idol and ends somewhere near I Love New York. All of these shows are trainwrecks and the lemmings can't get enough of them. If I wanted to see morons making fools of themselves, I'd pay attention to the people I work with. On a side note, could we actually start making these shows what they should be. Let's make Survivor people actually fending for their lives in a desert or jungle. Like my boy Bear Grylls on Man vs. Wild. He actually drank the liquid out of elephant dung to quench his thirst. Now that is surviving.

People who write checks at a retail/grocery store. What !@#$ing year is where you live grandma? I actually can accept old fogies not understanding debit cards but when I see someone without blue hair writing a damn check at Wegmans in the 7 items or less line, I'm getting pissed. Parking lot sloths. You know the losers that follow you upon leaving the store so their fat ass doesn't have to walk the extra 30 feet, which they clearly need. Oblivious snow plow drivers. Not every one, just the ones who do driveways and fail to realize or care that someone else may be on the road at 5 am. One always seems to back out into the street just as I am approaching. Hey !@#$, it's snowing and I can't stop suddednly so how about looking before careening into the street. The "hey look it's me, I'm on a cell phone" guy at sporting events. You paid enough money, you might want to actually watch the freaking game rather than jump around like a retarded crackhead waving at the camera. NHL game TV producers. If I had a dollar for everytime the announcer is telling me about the fight/action happening off camera, I could buy my own franchise. Fat people odering extra bacon and cheese on their burgers only to follow it up with a diet coke. You're not getting the point fatso. Anyone claming they got disrepected. In almost every case, this person has done nothing in their life to earn anyone's repsect.

In your kitchen? Lucky bastage...

I changed my avatar to my left shoulder, does that help?

Most people annoy me in one way or another...

What exactly is the criteria for such an award?

Do I need to explain?

Coming back from my honeymoon, AA effed us pretty good at Miami Int. A "free" night at the hotel and a ten dollar meal voucher for them letting us sit on the runway for a hour only to miss our connecting flight. Only to be followed up by my wife running around the airport screaming does anyone speak !@#$ing English around here. Not good.

at this point, nothing shocks me around here anymore

Uh, first they have to trade for him and second, he won't come here for less.

Solid.

I got the feeling that he smokes a lot of weed.

Not yet, he's a UFA.

I don't think his off the field habits are terribly different than a lot of NFL players. The fact that he quit on his team would be my only point of contention.

Why does everyone hate Ricky so much?

Fixed it.

Rem was good, circa 1992.

Any band with faux-hawks or those stupid pushed into the face hairdo guys that wear girls jeans

I think if they beat any of those freaking teams they would be in. 'Cuse had a couple of decent wins but this senior class did little to deserve anything. I love Demetris, heres hoping he gets a shot at the next level.

I guess that is for me. I've seen trailers on TV and it just doesn't spark my interest.