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inkman

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  1. All the church going a-holes in Fairport who attend Assumption and park on the street. Not only is your car half way into the driving lane but when you leave church you walk down the middle of the road, you know, the road I'm trying to drive down coming home from work.
  2. People who park near me when I'm clearly trying to avoid being near any cars, but his a-hole feels like he is in the nice car club and has to park right next to mine when there are 50 parking spots between mine and the next unavailable one.
  3. Whole-heartedly agree with all except the yellow light one. ...and what the heck is "bitter...party of one".
  4. If someone needs to take a cart home, they are living a lifestyle that exceptions can be made for.
  5. 1.Deluca-I am always entertained and he is right more often than people would like to admit 2.Prisoner1291378-prison smack at it's finest 3.Tossy McSalad-the name alone gets me rollin' 4.Jesus H. Christ-see above 5.the plastic cup-funny one trick pony
  6. Clump has the Bills 19 million under. I'll take his word.
  7. When I did get hangovers, water and sex seem to be the best cure. Not necessarily in that order...
  8. Sounds "fair and balanced".
  9. Just remember the 2 rules of marriage. 1. You don't talk about fight club...oh wait...Your wife is always right 2. You wife is always right. This will ensure a long lasting, happy (well, for one of you ) marriage.
  10. I've said it before but somehow I stopped getting hangovers right after my 35th B-day.
  11. I'm sure it was for theatrics but this guy is my freaking hero. I've seen him eat live snakes. Kill & eat a rabbit with a throwing stick. Eat bugs. Steal a honeycomb from a swarm of bees. Traverse across miles of rock with molton lava flowing directly underneath.
  12. MTV2 apparently plays videos but that is about as available as Vs.
  13. To think that her and Brittany Shears were actually contemporaries at one point in time.
  14. When does MTV play videos? As far as I can tell, it's approximately from 7-9 am.
  15. They wouldn't talk about it, you know what I mean? Well, do ya?
  16. Hands down, the worst over-actor since Shatner. I won't ever watch any show with him cast in it. I don't know why CSI:Miami does well, but I'm guessing it is in spite of him not because of him.
  17. I thought that was every Italian.
  18. Definitely cool, just sucks to be at work on a Saturday. (watching NCAA games )
  19. His favorite sport is tennis, need I more. Okay, I will. He still collects baseball cards. He plays fantasy sports with players from 50 years ago. He watches dancing with the stars, americal idol and other pillow biter shows.
  20. Can someone expalin to me why Ohio State/Xavier is blacked out on my 'puter? I live in Rochester. The game is being played in fraking Kentucky.
  21. ...but she's got a nice rack. Making you perform oral on her... Fixed it.
  22. Everything and anything Hollywood. Please go away Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton and whatever skank is trying to get her coked up bilemic bag of bones in front of the camera. Reality shows. I don't mean shows that actually film real life, I like those. I mean the genre of garbage that starts with American Idol and ends somewhere near I Love New York. All of these shows are trainwrecks and the lemmings can't get enough of them. If I wanted to see morons making fools of themselves, I'd pay attention to the people I work with. On a side note, could we actually start making these shows what they should be. Let's make Survivor people actually fending for their lives in a desert or jungle. Like my boy Bear Grylls on Man vs. Wild. He actually drank the liquid out of elephant dung to quench his thirst. Now that is surviving.
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