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Nothing like morbidly obese guys giving a visual of his "date" later that night.

Where are the "she's old and fat" posts?

No, mine would be more obsenity laced.

Linky Good for him.

This is funny... A week and a half ago or so I heard a commercial on WHTK with John DiTullio. What in the blue !@#$ is this? I know he is a "sports guy" around town and did the sports on 96.5's Brother Wease Show (and don't even get me started on that) but to get his own show? I never heard him once carry 3 hours. At this point, the only think I know about Johnny-D is that because he French's Wease's balls is probably the only reason he got the job. Listening to this guy talk is painful. He sounds like a Wease wannabe with that raspy voice but worse. Have you ever bumped into that 83 year old woman who is a 57 year veteran of smoking? You know that voice right? That’s DiTullio. Its like O.J. Simpson carved up his throat then some back woods doctor used constantina wire to stitch him back together. Its just brutal. Plus he is a Yankee Fan. What Western NY Dago isn't right? Well, except for me anyway. I tried to keep positive about this though. By last weekend I had forgotten all about this. Monday morning though, reality came crushing in on me like one of the Fat Boys rolling off a couch. I had my radio on at work as I always do listening to Mike and Mike. At 9am the station drops the Mike and Mike feed to start their own local show. I wasn't paying attention to the time when my radio went to sh--. All I heard was brutal static. AM radio isn't exactly FM Stereo quality sound to begin with, so this wasn't new to me. Plus working in a RF Communications Company I catch interference all the time over the AM bands. It was different this time though. I moved my radio around. I repositioned the antenna. I moved away anything that might cause interference. I drop kicked my radio and gave it a flying plancha for good measure and nothing. Just a sound of static and scratching in an epic battle for superiority. My ears were going nuts. Nothing was making it go away…!@#$ - Its John Ditullio. The Brother Wease Graveytrain rider has arrived. Once I pulled out the exacto knives that I slammed into my ears and took a couple valium's I calmed down and tried to listen to the show. It !@#$ing sucks. The only thing good is he keeps a leash on the callers. This is important when that walking Italian stereotype from E.R. Dom calls. Somebody sanction a hit on that guy already. Seriously Dom. Calling the Buffalo Bills "Flubbalo" is NOT clever. Its actually pretty lame. Take your weak smack to your Cleveland Browns circle jerk and leave it there, but I digress. In a stunning display of creativeness, Johnny-Boy has come up with his "Douche Bag of the Week". Brilliant. Way to jack Mike and Mike's "Just Shut-up" award and turn it into complete crap. You know who should win the Douche Bag of the year award? John DiTullio of course. I mean hell, it sounds like he has a couple dried up (used of course) douche bags lodged in his throat. After the Brad Davies era, how can they user in a new era with this guy? In John's promo's for the show, he says "I've been living in Rochester for NINE years now, and I have always wanted my own show". Really? I've living in Rochester for 23 of my 30 years and I'd love to have my own show yet the monkey isn't dropping me a line! Maybe I could stat my "Dillweed of the week" award to have that catchy gimmick the public will just sink their teeth into. Perhaps I could give Wease oral a couple times a day and form my own "throat condition" to sound like I had a tracheotomy performed by Michael J. Fox. The easiest thing to do would be to just wait it out. Too bad the regular callers are all kissing his ass to get more air time and I just don't see another city beating a path to Johnny's door trying to steal him away anytime soon. Things come and go and apparently it just wasn't refreshing am radio's time here in Crapchester. In the meantime I will be trying to figure out how to get reception for my Sirius radio here at work. I'm 150 plus feet from the nearest window. Hopefully I will be bestowed with a flash of brilliance and come up with an easy solution. God help me if I have to resort to FM radio for 3 hours a day again. Thanks for nothing 1280 WHTK. War permanent laryngitis for John Ditullio. Out-freaking-standing!

1,2,3,4,5,8,9,10,11,12,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,24,25,28,31,33,34. Dissappointed, after living the life of a serious drinker, I thought I would have accomplished many more.

I wonder if Tom will do the right thing and marry that hag. I'm sure it would be cheaper in the long run.

If the team moving will stop your posts, I'm starting to lean toward the Toronto Bills.

Not surprised in the least. I've long subsribed to the theory that most women can look attractive if they just spent a little time working at it. Just wearing the right clothes, having hair that accentuates your features and makeup that does the same will go a long way. My wife watches "What Not to Wear" on TLC and some of the transformations are incredible.

...and she knows her sh--

A little less gushing and this point may have been taken seriously.

...or you interpreting the smiley appropriately.

you mean this? (NSFW) I can't really tell what is going on down there. She may just need a little handy wipe.

I didn't read any of your Marv Levy shill talk. He is old and stupid.

Looks hair-free to me (NSFW)

I thought we found out about her hair status weeks ago when we got the choch shot.

Those 3 are the most widely known comedy thieves.

Yes. Now getting back to something I don't already know. BTW, with all the discussin we've had between the 2 boards, I would have thought I garned a little more respect. So let's say Nate gets a 7 year deal, 12 million dollar signing bonus with salaries structured like: year 1: 4.5 million year 2: 4.75 million year 3: 5.0 million year 4: 5.25 Million year 5: 5.5 million year 6: 5.75 million year 7: 6.0 million That will be 6.2 million this year for Nate. A replacement could be brought in for 1/3 of that. He may not be as good but that other 4 million could be used elsewhere.

Does throwing $50 million at Nate Clements really make any sense, at all? The Bills are required to spend 85% of the cap, which will put them at a minimum of 93 million. I think with smart FA signings and a good draft this team can improve upon last year.

I've been using dollar coins at work for years. If you want something from the vending machines ( ) and you only have a 5 or 10, we have a machine that dispenses out 1 coins for those bills.

Fixed it.

You'd hit it...if you were 100.

I recently attended a safety meeting that our company holds once a month. To be honest, our facility has given us incentives to complete tasks, such as attending this meeting, so I wasn't there because of my concern for my fellow workers. I will in the future attend these meetings because I can essentially, sit back, relax and enjoy a cup a coffee and I can also learn important information about my fellow co-workers. Like which employees are really just scam artists out for a buck without having to work. For every "real" accident report we had, there was the questionable variety as well. The Safety Coordinator did not distinguish between the two, but it was obvious which were which. Like "employee reached into panel and touched conduit, after which a tingling sensation was felt." I can understand wanting to report being electricuted. Contrarily, the report that reads: "employee reached for screwdriver and felt a twinge." I suppose one could feel a twinge when reaching for his screwdriver, but the reality of the situation is that these individuals are constantly complaining about various ailments they incur at work. This in turn increases our injury reports and in the end the company's insurance premiums as well. So, what is the solution? Hoping that the safety coordiantor catches on to their game or taking a more proactive approach regarding said employee?

It's also the "I agree with the WGR morons and just parrot what they say" thread.