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Minus the repetitve BJ's thrown at them by ESPN.

It's good to see Britney is right on course...

Don't expect anyone on the Sabres playoff roster to do that.

Um...I thought this tread was about trading Willis to Baltimore not signing Lewis.

I drag my wife through at least 3 sporting events a week, the least I could do was to let her have the wedding day.

Bandwagon fans everywhere.

...and possibly servicing you while you watch the game? Just saying.

Linky (February 26, 2007) — CHILI — Jeanette Burke could be the coolest fiancée around, or at least the most sporting. She and her betrothed, Joshua Lawton, a self-professed huge New York Yankees fan, are planning a June wedding. The Gates couple will have a "Yankees reception," with groomsmen wearing Yankees jerseys and the bride and groom entering the reception hall to "Here Come the Yankees." On Sunday, Burke, 29, waited patiently for Lawton at the Sports Collectors Expo XV, which was held at Logan's Party House on Scottsville Road. Lawton was standing in line for autographs from former Buffalo Bills legends such as Joe Ferguson. "I watched him with my dad, when I was a kid,' said Lawton, 30, who came away with an autographed mini-helmet. Burke said Lawton reciprocates her patience when she shops for books. "He goes with me for that," she said. "That's when he waits for me."

Umm...no.

How very "soccer" of them to include his endorsements as part of his salary.

Free shirt from work. Free Sabres Hoody for Xmas. $30 jeans. $20 shoes. $3 undies. $2 socks. $3000 of ink.

Doesn't sound like Jeff Fisher will have to make any desicions concerning Pacman's future. A judge will do that for him. Then again, he'll probably be acquitted like every other NFL thug.

I have a snake.

Next weeks episode better be great or I won't be back. Ten o'clock is too late, and the story is getting lame and convaluted.

NSFW?

...and he dropped several passes that were right in his hands.

Reed is/was strong buty I think most of his RAC came from knowing how to operate in space.

I can't say I'm surprised.

I watched the previous 4 season prior to this but I haven't since and feel the better man for it. Everytime I hear a clip on tha radio or see one on the news channel, I've already seen the stupid act before in a different season. It gets really tired, really quck. Here is the list of American Idol contestants: Angry black woman-undoubtably ends up screaming at Simon saying he don't know nothin and they will be big stars Extremely flamboyant gay man-never talented but always trying to steal the show Cute chick with giant honkers-these girls always last a couple of rounds because AI knows what sells Dorky white guy faking a horrible performance-it feels like these guys are trying to win a bet with their buddies for "stupidest guy on AI" Schtick guy-made popular by last years tank of a winner, not real talented but favorites of the older crowd Fake ass good looking rocker guy-aka Contsantine, Ace, Daughtry or whoever this years version is Crooner dufus-some teen age boy thinks he is the next Harry Connick Jr., but they always turn out to be more impressionist that singer I know I'm forgetting some but this is a good sample.

Nothing like morbidly obese guys giving a visual of his "date" later that night.

Where are the "she's old and fat" posts?

No, mine would be more obsenity laced.

Linky Good for him.

This is funny... A week and a half ago or so I heard a commercial on WHTK with John DiTullio. What in the blue !@#$ is this? I know he is a "sports guy" around town and did the sports on 96.5's Brother Wease Show (and don't even get me started on that) but to get his own show? I never heard him once carry 3 hours. At this point, the only think I know about Johnny-D is that because he French's Wease's balls is probably the only reason he got the job. Listening to this guy talk is painful. He sounds like a Wease wannabe with that raspy voice but worse. Have you ever bumped into that 83 year old woman who is a 57 year veteran of smoking? You know that voice right? That’s DiTullio. Its like O.J. Simpson carved up his throat then some back woods doctor used constantina wire to stitch him back together. Its just brutal. Plus he is a Yankee Fan. What Western NY Dago isn't right? Well, except for me anyway. I tried to keep positive about this though. By last weekend I had forgotten all about this. Monday morning though, reality came crushing in on me like one of the Fat Boys rolling off a couch. I had my radio on at work as I always do listening to Mike and Mike. At 9am the station drops the Mike and Mike feed to start their own local show. I wasn't paying attention to the time when my radio went to sh--. All I heard was brutal static. AM radio isn't exactly FM Stereo quality sound to begin with, so this wasn't new to me. Plus working in a RF Communications Company I catch interference all the time over the AM bands. It was different this time though. I moved my radio around. I repositioned the antenna. I moved away anything that might cause interference. I drop kicked my radio and gave it a flying plancha for good measure and nothing. Just a sound of static and scratching in an epic battle for superiority. My ears were going nuts. Nothing was making it go away…!@#$ - Its John Ditullio. The Brother Wease Graveytrain rider has arrived. Once I pulled out the exacto knives that I slammed into my ears and took a couple valium's I calmed down and tried to listen to the show. It !@#$ing sucks. The only thing good is he keeps a leash on the callers. This is important when that walking Italian stereotype from E.R. Dom calls. Somebody sanction a hit on that guy already. Seriously Dom. Calling the Buffalo Bills "Flubbalo" is NOT clever. Its actually pretty lame. Take your weak smack to your Cleveland Browns circle jerk and leave it there, but I digress. In a stunning display of creativeness, Johnny-Boy has come up with his "Douche Bag of the Week". Brilliant. Way to jack Mike and Mike's "Just Shut-up" award and turn it into complete crap. You know who should win the Douche Bag of the year award? John DiTullio of course. I mean hell, it sounds like he has a couple dried up (used of course) douche bags lodged in his throat. After the Brad Davies era, how can they user in a new era with this guy? In John's promo's for the show, he says "I've been living in Rochester for NINE years now, and I have always wanted my own show". Really? I've living in Rochester for 23 of my 30 years and I'd love to have my own show yet the monkey isn't dropping me a line! Maybe I could stat my "Dillweed of the week" award to have that catchy gimmick the public will just sink their teeth into. Perhaps I could give Wease oral a couple times a day and form my own "throat condition" to sound like I had a tracheotomy performed by Michael J. Fox. The easiest thing to do would be to just wait it out. Too bad the regular callers are all kissing his ass to get more air time and I just don't see another city beating a path to Johnny's door trying to steal him away anytime soon. Things come and go and apparently it just wasn't refreshing am radio's time here in Crapchester. In the meantime I will be trying to figure out how to get reception for my Sirius radio here at work. I'm 150 plus feet from the nearest window. Hopefully I will be bestowed with a flash of brilliance and come up with an easy solution. God help me if I have to resort to FM radio for 3 hours a day again. Thanks for nothing 1280 WHTK. War permanent laryngitis for John Ditullio. Out-freaking-standing!