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Work in progress. Left Shoulder Right Shoulder Neck Leg

I've lost count...

Rank (PY) Team 2008 Payroll 2007 Payroll Change 1 (1) Yankees $209,081,579 $195,229,045 $13,852,534 2 (9) Tigers $138,685,197 $95,180,369 $43,504,828 3 (3) Mets $138,293,378 $117,915,819 $20,377,559 4 (2) Red Sox $133,440,037 $143,526,214 ($10,086,177) 5 (4) White Sox $121,152,667 $109,680,167 $11,472,500 6 (5) Angels $119,216,333 $109,251,333 $9,965,000 7 (8) Cubs $118,595,833 $99,937,000 $18,658,833 8 (6) Dodgers $118,536,038 $108,704,524 $9,831,514 9 (7) Mariners $117,993,982 $106,516,833 $11,477,149 10 (13) Braves $102,424,018 $89,492,685 $12,931,333 Not quite...

Relax, I was joking, particularly about Canada. Sporting events, from what I have personally seen, have turned into a giant Keg party for a vast majority of those invloved. While I enjoy my beer as much as the next guy, I think berating a fan for the team they root for is just plain stupid (unless they are getting in your face, then all bets are off) I will share a story or two from the last 2 Bills games I went to. The first one was the Steelers debalce of 04(?) where they got beat by some back up running back named Willie Parker and Brian St. Pierre as their QB. Anywho, we were sitting in the front of a section right above the stairs and sometime during the 3rd quarter a couple of Steeler fans decided to make the staircase their temporary residence to watch the game. Problem was they were directly is my line of sight for the game. I yelled "down in front" a few times until the guy turns around where we begin to exchange pleasantries. Next thing I know, I'm at the bottom of said staircase looking up at the sky and my brother is wailing on Pittsburgh douchebag. If I was to do it over again, I would have contacted the usher but I also would like to think that they would keep the stairs clear of people camping out to watch the game. The other game I went to was between NYJ and Buffalo a couple seasons ago. I was in the bathroom early on in the game where a horde of BIlls fans were really giving it to a couple of REALLY hammered Jets fans. I stepped in between them and while it did cool them down I later heard that one of the Jets fans had his nose broke in a fight. It's just crap like this that has soured my gameday experience and I'll be more than happy to watch from my couch from now on.

You are the reason I don't go to games or Canada anymore.

This reminds me. I have a buddy, that is married, who seemingly always has inappropriate relationships with the women we work with. Heavy flirting, touchy feely kinda stuff, of which he has been warned about, and general childish stuff that I wouldn't expect out of grown ass married people. I know his wife, and while she's not the hottest woman is just about the nicest person I've met. I've showed my disdain for this behavior in the past and even dropped some hints as to the scumbagery of his actions but he seems to not care in the least. I guess I'm just trying to understand his perspective. Is he trying to get laid or do these inappropriate relationships satiate some need of his?

I had no idea I was caught on film.

Yep. Hey that girl is smiling at me, she must want to !@#$ me. Hey that girl is talking to me, she must want to !@#$ me. Hey that girl has a restraining order against me, she must want to !@#$ me. That's pretty much how most dudes work.

It's April 6th.

As long as this is the case, this team is doomed for failure. As for the rest of your post, none of the changes that should happen will happen.

My wife is recording their today show appearance on the DVR.

Yes. I had my wedding reception there and it is very nice, although a bit pricey as Astrobot suggested.

This guy must have the hottest wife on the planet... or not...

Not sure about accomodations for a group but Joey B's might fit the bill.

I don't.

and your winky is dinky

I have to pass the toilet everytime I get into the shower, so if a pee is needed I'd be a moron to not take care of business before hand. I'm not totally against peeing in the shower, whatever floats your boat. I'm only in the shower 5-10 minutes (not having hair reduces shower time immensely), and it has never come to fruition that I have to pee in that time frame rather than the 1000 other minutes I'm awake that day.

It should be noted that Donner has neer had anything to do with the Red Wings, otherwise they would be lumped in with the rest of the teams he has ruined.

He should as his stock needs improving. He need to work on his inside game and bulk up a tad. Ugh. Harris has the basketball I.Q. of my cat. Dude just makes horrible decisions at crunch time and has cost his team at least 3 wins because of it. Onuaku = NBA body...but needs to finish when he's not dunking. Christ, he must have missed 5 layups last night. Greene is the only lock for the first round. Arinze and Paul have some work to do.

The title of this thread leaves a lot to be desired. Before opening this thread, I thought they decided to void one of the Superbowls or maybe even last years Sunday night debacle.

Is Johnny Coli really an alias for John Connor? BTW, your mom is hot...

I thought the title of this thread was about a real estate agent that sells house in the nude, man was I disappointed.