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And for my 69th post... I didn't realize how many truly desperate people we had on the board till I read this thread. Lauren Quinn is a major bow wow. I think the blonde sitting next to her was Kelly Quinn (Brady's younger sister). It's rumored that she is dumb as a rock. Who knows? You can check her out up on facebook.

Miller is 4-0 vs the three goaltenders selected for the USA hockey team. I like how hard this team skated with a 3-1 lead in the 3rd. They didn't sit back and play it safe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek: The Next Generation had the highest ratings of all the Star Trek series and was the number-one syndicated show during the last few years of its original run

http://www.worldjumpday.org/ July 20th 2006 is officially world ‘Jump Day.’ WTF is ‘JumpDay’ (that’s what I said)? Well, obviously it involves some jumping- but believe it or not it’s a little more complicated than that. “Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a homogenous climate.” I’m really not sure on if this scientific claim is really accurate- however, it would be kind of interesting to see how 600,000,000 people could really take to make this happen. You gotta wonder also- how is this coordinated? Does everyone just start jumping when the countdown reaches zero? Or do we all have to do a 1,2,3- ok everyone jump kind of deal. Can you do it indoors? Although this sounds like it’s something everyone can participate in… I just don’t believe the entire world’s natural problems can be solved by doing some Blue Bunny Hop all at once.

Does acrobatic sex count as a team sport?

I'll be at the non-virgin girlfriend's house.

My vote is for the spray can of paint to fix a bald spot.

Acrobatic Sex

Simple advice... 1) Don't ever let your girlfriend use your cell phone. She'll be in your address book and reading your text messages in about 2.5 seconds. 2) Never give a chick your primary email or IM screenname. 3) If you are taking her back to your house for a one night stand. Use different roads coming and going. You don't want her to get reference points back to your place. 4) Never give her your real name!

I use to think women who used online dating sites were just desperate. Now I think they're desperate and really !@#$ing stupid. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9273617/ New York man sued for online dating lies Married doctor told women he was single NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Manhattan fertility specialist has been sued by two women who say he broke their hearts after meeting them through an online dating site on which he pretended to be single. In their lawsuits the two women, Tiffany Wang and Jing Huang, accused Dr. Khaled Zeitoun, 46, of pretending to be single and using mind games to entice them into sexual relationships with tales of past lives. According to court papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court and made public this week, Zeitoun is married with three children. Wang said she met him in March 2001 through a Web site on which he said he was single and had never married. "Zeitoun claimed he and Wang had been married to each other in previous lives," Wang's lawsuit said, adding that the doctor told her he had mistreated her in that life and "searched for her in this lifetime to correct his past mistakes." Wang says that in May 2002, he asked her to marry him but only proposed "to see the look of joy on her face." In a separate suit filed earlier this year, Huang said she met the reproductive endocrinologist in October 2003 through an online dating service. He fed her a similar line about being single and having been married to her in a previous life. Huang eventually realized he was cheating on her and the relationship ended in July 2004. Both women are seeking unspecified money damages for infliction of severe emotional distress "outside the boundaries of human decency and social norms." In a written response to the court papers filed by Huang, Zeitoun admitted that he told her he was single and had relationships with other women he met on the Internet.

#27 Hey baby, wanna play slip n' slide on my crocodile mile.

erynthered was mike tyson's B word in prison

Ramius is going to see the light and dump his girlfriend before its too late!

TD created NASCAR so mullet head would have a place to bring her family too.

If you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.

We'll need to see some photos to confirm that nobody else has made a "connection" with this girl. Are you looking for a fling or something serious? Honestly, this girl just cheated on her boyfriend with you. Not exactly the type of girl you want to bring home to mom. Despite what we say, you are going to call this chick. Remember, sexpert knows what you are thinking... Ok, the 72 hour rule is in effect. If you call her before then you run the risk of looking desperate. No matter what happens, don't tell her how you really feel! You'll thank me later. BTW, always be on the lookout for chicks. You never know when the next great conquest will land in your lap!

TD deleted my "oral-sex parties" thread. Cause there are those who can't handle the truth.

I won prom king 2 years in a row.

Hang in there BF. Some girl is going to see pickle juice stains on your Bills t-shirt and will consider you a project guy. Ripe for the molding.

I hope someday you'll find out.

BF... just between you and me. When was the last time you served that sh-t to a girl?

And how your QB's last name is spelled.

Don't give up your day job to join Miss Cleo. But keep guessing...

Ever consider becoming a professional dating coach?

They obviously missed my blog.