BF in Indiana

Not LA... Pornography is on the "do not send" list. Next package i'll send something more racy, just for you Ed. I was told the famous Ed thread, brought quite a few laughs after a long 14 hour day. I'm glad i printed off a copy before SDS closed it.

TD is responsible for Jessica Alba's dress.

I got a letter from my buddy in Iraq, he said he wanted CW to burn some more bills DVDs. I've been seeing what I can and can't send over there. So far I've gotten the following items to my friends. Maxim, FHM, Playboy, mints, pez, nerf football and Ed's being dumped thread. So they are pretty much letting everything get through over there.

The work of a professional dating coach is never done. a) You hate her damn cats. Call PETA and tell them she abuses animals. They'll file the animal cruelty charges for you. b) women gibberish That's code talk for, I'm not a man and don't have the balls to say what I really mean. Just move on. She could have relit the "spark" with items from sextoys.com. In 6 months when she has had a string of failed relationships, she'll feel like stevestojan for ending things.

Out of all the divas that are currently out there, you would think the record companies could at least find one that could actually sing.

I like to have acrobatic sex. So list me for sports!

It's never to early to plan for a break up. Sexpert Trooper's checklist for breaking up. 1) Have a place where you can stay temporary. (someone she will never expect!) 2) Have a credit card so you can rent a u-haul truck. 3) Have an emergency callout roster. Your GF will be at work for only 8 hours. You need a crew to empty that place in a hurry. 4) Pepper spray, so you can spray the toilet seat and her bra and panties. 5) Have a few vacations days handy, because she will be looking for you! 6) Post your success story on TBD 7) Have a freedom party at the local strip club and/or hooters.

Ramius, the "happy trail" is supposed to be below the naval. Didn't you !@#$ers learn anything in college.

It's nasty, stevestojan flies all over the place.

ID chips in bullets... If anybody needs me I'll be in the backyard shooting at my propane tank.

Howard Simon needs to do a show on how TD is the son of Satan.

Being a professional dating coach, I have to be an expert in all aspects of a relationship. Including knowing the maximum effective range of the m24 sniper rifle. (800 meters)

Preparing for a 3 date weekend.

Get rid of your webcam and password protect your computer. Throw out your condoms, your sex life is now over. Create a 2nd bank account and deposit some "secret" money in it every pay check. Don't forgot to leave the toilet seat up. Good luck!

USA Today The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

At least he did it in front of a Chinese restaurant.

Put TracyLee in charge of team films.

I know a guy from DC who should start up his own dating blog.

TD created the Spice Girls. "if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"

Where have you been? Don't tell me you were the guy banging Ed's girlfriend.

Exactly... that's why I am saving myself for marriage.

As you know I am a professional dating coach. Is there a market for my services in Alaska?

I heard he got a 10 on his wonderlic.

This girl definitely has a bright future in porn and/or as a professional dating coach.

This girl has cosmetology major written all over her.