Cheeseburger_in_paradise

Back when I was in high school, I think I remember driving my Chevy to the Levee, but...it was dry

How overly simplistic. So Stalin was left wing and a saint then. Geesh.

I posted something on my ironing board just the other day.

Gotta love it: "With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: "How are you going to get any people in that thing?" "

That's what I've been led to understand too. Basically built on silt that has sank over time because of the pumping out of the ground water.

I've often wondered about how the city of Venice Italy came about. Basically under water also isn't it?

I thought cold fusion was a soft drink.

he he, my thoughts exactly

How about: "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore."

That's the one I was trying to remember. To me it ment we had finally arrived as a contender.

He may have invented it; but I pioneered it.

Does anyone know if the suicide bombings in Isreal have subsided? Or are we just not hearing about them as much because of what's going on in Iraq?

Funny stuff. Alas...better than anything you could make up.

I'm in mine with my youngest kid.

Thought for the day: If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C

rep vs dem women

I believe it. Why not? Woodward confirmed it. Woodward and Bernstein were the only ones we were waiting on to tell us. So what?

At least he's not claimimg to be Billy the Kid.

...are you people naive enough to think that this was made up? You're kidding right? This is a classic example of why this place grew to bore me. Some so blind with political idolatry. Think about this. If prisoners HAD copies of the Koran, who do you suppose gave them to them? Hmmm...?

I thought it ment "five with mayonaise"

Desperate times indeed for the leftists

Subject: Bear Hunting Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right afterwards, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decides to accept the latter alternative. So the big black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he feels sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovers and vows revenge. He heads out on another trip back to Alaska where he finds the big black bear and shoots it dead. Right afterwards, there's another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear is standing right next to him. The Grizzly says, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again Frank decides it's better to cooperate with the grizzly than to be mauled to death... so the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although Frank survives, it takes him several months to fully recover. Now Frank is outraged, so he heads back to Alaska to track down the huge grizzly bear. He finds it and shoots it dead. He's feeling sweet revenge, but seconds later there is a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looks at him and says, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting do you?"

AND, they are trying to get better at basketball. And Osama really is tall.

He's still going to be a reporter for CBS.

the USPS is constantly looking for new icons to commemorate with a stamp. Other presidents have been on them. It's not a permanent thing, hardly anything to get upset over, just because of blind hatred of a greatness some will never acknowledge. It's not like naming an aircraft carrier after him or anything.